'Women Wearing Jeans Are Behind Earthquakes' - Pakintani Man Says

According to Pakistan's Maulana Fazlur Rehman, 'Women who wear jeans are the reason behind earthquakes'. Anyone who is ready for 'ode' talk can please read below...

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.
According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.
Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.

Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan.
Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.

Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

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Posted: at 31-05-2015 07:36 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

dis man is sick in d brain

Posted: at 31-05-2015 08:18 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

Whst do you expect? Education is frowned upon. A simple Geography lesson  would have taught him the real causes of esrthquakes!!!!

Posted: at 31-05-2015 08:28 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ode

Posted: at 31-05-2015 08:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

The women should be happy that he only asked the military to fight them and not the Pakistani citizens. If the wearing of Jeans is what is causing Earthquake in your country then what is gays causing as well? The real enemy is gays and lesbians and not women that are wearing ordinary jeans.

Posted: at 31-05-2015 09:35 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wahala dey oooo, if this lunatic finds his way near the corridor of power na serious wahala oooo

Posted: at 31-05-2015 10:04 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

Eeem Don yarn em own

Posted: at 31-05-2015 10:09 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Prophet alifitu

Posted: at 31-05-2015 12:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Guys let him be, he is entitled to his opinion. but i want to ask him. when did women start wearing jeans? or when did jeans come into existence? we've had earthquakes since we can ever remember, but jeans were made not too long ago. I stand to be corrected, so his analysis holds no water.

Posted: at 31-05-2015 05:04 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Chai,,,,,,,is a pity!

Posted: at 31-05-2015 06:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac