Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Date: 16-12-2009 3:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Tity MOMOH
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- at 16-12-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Guy i came across dis n i tot it wise to share


Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta


 
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- prettyb4eva at 16-12-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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geee dis is funny
Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-12-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LOL
Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 16-12-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-12-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 16-12-2009 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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you be gates?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-12-2009 05:30 PM (14 years ago)
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No I be Doors
Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lyinka at 16-12-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 16-12-2009 05:30 PM
No I be Doors
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 16-12-2009 08:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 07:25 PM
Quote from: teeco on 16-12-2009 05:30 PM
No I be Doors
Grin Grin Grin
no comment
Posted: at 16-12-2009 08:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 17-12-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 17-12-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- brizio at 17-12-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
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excellent performance, lovely joke A-
Posted: at 17-12-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-12-2009 06:40 PM (14 years ago)
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this joke is A1. u try
Posted: at 17-12-2009 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 18-12-2009 04:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Yep! A Gate must sell Window. Just like Banana must sell Apple.
Posted: at 18-12-2009 04:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 18-12-2009 04:15 AM (14 years ago)
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more dan funny
Posted: at 18-12-2009 04:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 18-12-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 18-12-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-12-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago)
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yh nice one
Posted: at 18-12-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-12-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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yh nice one
Posted: at 18-12-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-12-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 07:25 PM
Quote from: teeco on 16-12-2009 05:30 PM
No I be Doors
Grin Grin Grin

Abi  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-12-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 20-12-2009 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-12-2009 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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