Blonde Christmas story

Date: 18-12-2009 7:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
- at 18-12-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago)
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 There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub-zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Posted: at 18-12-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kesterjoe at 19-12-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago)
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This is no joke babygirl
Posted: at 19-12-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 19-12-2009 09:01 AM (14 years ago)
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hm!
Posted: at 19-12-2009 09:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 19-12-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice joke.
Posted: at 19-12-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 19-12-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke...joe u didnt understand it
Posted: at 19-12-2009 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-12-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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i dont understand
Posted: at 19-12-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 22-12-2009 07:26 AM (14 years ago)
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lo???
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 22-12-2009 07:46 AM (14 years ago)
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phyuking joke
prettyb4eva u made to me laugh,smile and cry at the same time.
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 22-12-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmn
Posted: at 22-12-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-12-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 23-12-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-12-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 23-12-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 23-12-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks guys and j2s & don wetin b una own
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Flexzie at 23-12-2009 07:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis joke sucks... Gbam!!!
Posted: at 23-12-2009 07:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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just like that
Posted: at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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