Chinese Torture

Date: 23-12-2009 1:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 23-12-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him durng the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1...Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2...Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3... Right testicle tied to bed post."

Posted: at 23-12-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- MrDon at 23-12-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 23-12-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Posted: at 23-12-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Flexzie at 23-12-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha... cnt stop laffin!!!
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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at least u didnt paid for it Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 23-12-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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chei....
Posted: at 23-12-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-12-2009 10:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 23-12-2009 07:03 PM
at least u didnt paid for it Grin Grin

lol
Posted: at 23-12-2009 10:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 23-12-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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nyce joke babie Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 23-12-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 23-12-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 24-12-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 23-12-2009 07:03 PM
at least u didnt paid for it Grin Grin
u mean for the girl or the man that gave him hospitality Shocked
Posted: at 24-12-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 24-12-2009 03:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-12-2009 10:21 PM
nyce joke babie Grin
thanks dear Wink
Quote from: KleverC on 23-12-2009 11:21 PM
cool

glad u liked it Grin
Posted: at 24-12-2009 03:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 24-12-2009 03:22 AM (14 years ago)
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nice n funny joke
Posted: at 24-12-2009 03:22 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 24-12-2009 07:23 AM (14 years ago)
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geez!!! this is brutal, and funny as hell
Posted: at 24-12-2009 07:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 24-12-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago)
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@Brizio, brutal agreed. But funny as hell...? Hell is not funny man.
@Porter, nice one ..lolz
Posted: at 24-12-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 24-12-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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dee guy dick can't stick alone right? da chinese dude do am strong tin be datz!!
Posted: at 24-12-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-12-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-12-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-12-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 24-12-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 25-12-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago)
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though am still wondering how cudn't he feel somethin on his t................ b4 plungin Huh?

maybe sleepy eyes after the marathon Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 27-12-2009 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on 25-12-2009 08:35 AM
though am still wondering how cudn't he feel somethin on his t................ b4 plungin Huh?

maybe sleepy eyes after the marathon Grin Grin Grin
Cheesy
Posted: at 27-12-2009 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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