Ebola Is On The Rise Again In Nigeria

Date: 08-08-2015 12:00 am (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 8-08-2015 12:00 AM (8 years ago)
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«§» 7 August 2015

Two people went to church to give testimony. During testimony time, they walked straight to the altar. An usher gave the first person a microphone then, he shouted with all his stenght.. pra, pra, pra, pra...., praaiissse the Lord. The congregation responded, halleluyah, halleluyah, halleluyah!
The guy said; my people of God, it was not a small something. Last week I went to the hospital; my tummy do me somehow, my head.. headache and.. you know my body was hot. I went to the hospital, they diagnosed me and said I am Ebola positive. Ohh Ebola.. I say me ebola positive..? hiaye...!
The whole church was as silent as the grave on hearing this, even the pastor was terrified.
Its not a small sometinz.. Suddenly, he continued.. but I want to give thanks to God that today, God has healed me of EBOLA!!! The congregation shouted woooh hooo!
It didnt end there, they shouted next?
Ehn! he stretched out his hand to pass the mic to the other person behind him for testimony.
For where, the man said he did not have testimony again that he has even forgotten the testimony he wanted to give.
They told him to give the mic to the Pastor. Pastor said ehn haha, I'm not in charge of testimony give the mic to the senior pastor.
As he was stretching his hand towards the senior pastor, the pastor said; brother, you can take the mic home, its a gift from the Church...


Posted: at 8-08-2015 12:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- dickieponga at 8-08-2015 12:33 AM (8 years ago)
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next pls...
Posted: at 8-08-2015 12:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 8-08-2015 12:38 AM (8 years ago)
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did they glue your hand.

Posted: at 8-08-2015 12:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-08-2015 06:13 AM (8 years ago)
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wat a gwan.....devil don dey run naked inside ur church

Posted: at 8-08-2015 06:13 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 9-08-2015 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
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Mehn, the word terrible is an understatement. It was as crazy as as hell... na youtube I watched it o, it's not my church

Posted: at 9-08-2015 12:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 9-08-2015 10:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  9-08-2015 12:28 AM
Mehn, the word terrible is an understatement. It was as crazy as as hell... na youtube I watched it o, it's not my church
yoke or chock?

Posted: at 9-08-2015 10:41 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 9-08-2015 09:28 PM (8 years ago)
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choke.
Posted: at 9-08-2015 09:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 10-08-2015 01:38 PM (8 years ago)
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okay..

Posted: at 10-08-2015 01:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 11-08-2015 08:28 PM (8 years ago)
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sn b4
Posted: at 11-08-2015 08:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 12-08-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago)
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where u see am
Posted: at 12-08-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-08-2015 04:34 AM (8 years ago)
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she see am for yaba left....according to her,,dem write am on the wall for dia

Posted: at 13-08-2015 04:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-08-2015 07:50 AM (8 years ago)
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She is only imaging tinz..yaba aint part of her calling

Posted: at 13-08-2015 07:50 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 13-08-2015 04:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  8-08-2015 12:00 AM
«§» 7 August 2015

Two people went to church to give testimony. During testimony time, they walked straight to the altar. An usher gave the first person a microphone then, he shouted with all his stenght.. pra, pra, pra, pra...., praaiissse the Lord. The congregation responded, halleluyah, halleluyah, halleluyah!
The guy said; my people of God, it was not a small something. Last week I went to the hospital; my tummy do me somehow, my head.. headache and.. you know my body was hot. I went to the hospital, they diagnosed me and said I am Ebola positive. Ohh Ebola.. I say me ebola positive..? hiaye...!
The whole church was as silent as the grave on hearing this, even the pastor was terrified.
Its not a small sometinz.. Suddenly, he continued.. but I want to give thanks to God that today, God has healed me of EBOLA!!! The congregation shouted woooh hooo!
It didnt end there, they shouted next?
Ehn! he stretched out his hand to pass the mic to the other person behind him for testimony.
For where, the man said he did not have testimony again that he has even forgotten the testimony he wanted to give.
They told him to give the mic to the Pastor. Pastor said ehn haha, I'm not in charge of testimony give the mic to the senior pastor.
As he was stretching his hand towards the senior pastor, the pastor said; brother, you can take the mic home, its a gift from the Church...

Posted: at 13-08-2015 04:56 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 13-08-2015 11:59 PM (8 years ago)
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Oga, quickly look for it 'cos I cant wait to laugh more..

Posted: at 13-08-2015 11:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 10:44 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 12-08-2015 05:26 PM
where u see am
joke forum na Undecided

Quote from: franel on 13-08-2015 07:50 AM
She is only imaging tinz..yaba aint part of her calling
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Cool


Quote from: jossy4reall on 13-08-2015 04:34 AM
she see am for yaba left....according to her,,dem write am on the wall for dia
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 14-08-2015 10:44 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Badoo_lee at 14-08-2015 10:47 AM (8 years ago)
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This is stale. Na today you come hear am?
Posted: at 14-08-2015 10:47 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago)
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>>>>
Posted: at 14-08-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 17-08-2015 11:42 PM (8 years ago)
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<<<<

Posted: at 17-08-2015 11:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2015 12:41 AM (8 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 18-08-2015 12:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-08-2015 09:49 AM (8 years ago)
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ummmm

Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:49 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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