Nymphomaniac Convention

Date: 28-12-2009 8:41 am (12 years ago) | Author: Sheenor Kunley
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Aiport for

> NewYork, and

> taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very

> beautiful woman

> boarding the plane.

>

> He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and

> bingo - she

> took the seat right beside him.

>

> "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

>

> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm

> going to the

> annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."

>

> He swallowed hard.

>

> Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

> next to him,

> and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

>

> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

> "What's your

> business role at this convention?"

>

> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk

> some of the

> popular myths about segxwality."

>

> "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

>

> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that

> African-American men

> are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native

> American

> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

>

> Another popular myth is that French men are the best

> lovers, when

> actually it is the men of Greek descent.

>

> We have also found that the best potential lovers in all

> categories are

> the Irish."

>

> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm

> sorry, I do

> apologise." She said, "I really shouldn't be discussing

> this with you, I

> don't even know your name!"

>

> "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends

> call me

> Paddy."



Posted: at 28-12-2009 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- damover at 28-12-2009 08:48 AM (12 years ago)
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...so?
Posted: at 28-12-2009 08:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 28-12-2009 10:10 AM (12 years ago)
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datz dat!

Posted: at 28-12-2009 10:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 28-12-2009 10:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Dats dat what...

Posted: at 28-12-2009 10:31 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- pitastephen at 28-12-2009 10:47 AM (12 years ago)
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when am i suppose to laugh?Huh? am still waiting!!!!  a word of advice, don say this on stage if you're upcoming!!
Posted: at 28-12-2009 10:47 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:10 PM (12 years ago)
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i no understand this joke

Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 28-12-2009 07:02 PM (12 years ago)
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What that?
Posted: at 28-12-2009 07:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sahga at 29-12-2009 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THE NAME Tonto Papadopoulos IS GREEK AND ACCORDING TO THE JOKE THE GREEKS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST LOVERS
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-12-2009 01:05 AM (12 years ago)
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too long

Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 080575 at 29-12-2009 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 28-12-2009 08:41 AM
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Aiport for

> NewYork, and

> taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very

> beautiful woman

> boarding the plane.

>

> He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and

> bingo - she

> took the seat right beside him.

>

> "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

>

> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm

> going to the

> annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."

>

> He swallowed hard.

>

> Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

> next to him,

> and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

>

> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

> "What's your

> business role at this convention?"

>

> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk

> some of the

> popular myths about segxwality."

>

> "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

>

> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that

> African-American men

> are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native

> American

> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

>

> Another popular myth is that French men are the best

> lovers, when

> actually it is the men of Greek descent.

>

> We have also found that the best potential lovers in all

> categories are

> the Irish."

>

> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm

> sorry, I do

> apologise." She said, "I really shouldn't be discussing

> this with you, I

> don't even know your name!"

>

> "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends

> call me

> Paddy."


lmfao...dis d funniest joke posted by Sheenor Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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huh!
Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-12-2009 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sahga on 29-12-2009 12:08 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THE NAME Tonto Papadopoulos IS GREEK AND ACCORDING TO THE JOKE THE GREEKS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST LOVERS

thnx for for the info........... the man had to formed that he is a greek just to have his way with the fyne chick Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-12-2009 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 29-12-2009 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 29-12-2009 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adedupcy at 30-12-2009 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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oke
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 30-12-2009 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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oke-chukwu Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 30-12-2009 04:57 PM (12 years ago)
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oke-wan
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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