Justmad was in class 3 in 1983. His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life." One day, poor Justmad's grandmother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Justmad would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
27 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, it was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard... till she gave up the ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Justmad (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger.
Wait... You thought that Justmad became the doctor?
If I hear....
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 11-09-2015 07:44 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
giftmurphy at 11-09-2015 04:15 PM (8 years ago) (f)
lmao...i totally thoughtt twas justmak being the doctor..boys will always be boys i guess..lol
Posted: at 11-09-2015 04:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Hehe, chai! Justmad you mean you 'member how your brain was malfunctioning? That shouldn't make you use your famous Amala pant as your hankie. It simply means you're still justmad after 27 years of age! hahaha.. lolzz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 12-09-2015 03:47 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
lmao...i totally thoughtt twas justmak being the doctor..boys will always be boys i guess..lol
hahaha lolzz.. "who dash monkey banana?" he got drunk and soiled himself with ashy started mentioning your name in his drunkenness.. white pant, brown pant use it to rub my face. Gift use pepper mix with spirit and plaster his eyes let him know you are different from his ashee people.. lolzz.. A mad man will always be a mad man.. lol
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 12-09-2015 10:54 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
giftmurphy at 13-09-2015 10:54 PM (8 years ago) (f)
Quote from: franel on 12-09-2015 10:54 PM
hahaha lolzz.. "who dash monkey banana?" he got drunk and soiled himself with ashy started mentioning your name in his drunkenness.. white pant, brown pant use it to rub my face. Gift use pepper mix with spirit and plaster his eyes let him know you are different from his ashee people.. lolzz.. A mad man will always be a mad man.. lol
i absolutely do not comprehend his blabs so m totally disregarding...nice like that
Posted: at 13-09-2015 10:54 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 13-09-2015 11:34 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 12-09-2015 10:54 PM
hahaha lolzz.. "who dash monkey banana?" he got drunk and soiled himself with ashy started mentioning your name in his drunkenness.. white pant, brown pant use it to rub my face. Gift use pepper mix with spirit and plaster his eyes let him know you are different from his ashee people.. lolzz.. A mad man will always be a mad man.. lol
Justmak was d doctor, na franel be d cleaner. If i lie make una look d original post...
Posted: at 13-09-2015 11:34 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 14-09-2015 12:29 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 12-09-2015 10:54 PM
hahaha lolzz.. "who dash monkey banana?" he got drunk and soiled himself with ashy started mentioning your name in his drunkenness.. white pant, brown pant use it to rub my face. Gift use pepper mix with spirit and plaster his eyes let him know you are different from his ashee people.. lolzz.. A mad man will always be a mad man.. lol
Ur reply doesn't even make sense, u don become nuisance of d highest orda....
Posted: at 14-09-2015 12:29 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
D!ckie, so your brother justmad sh!t to your face and you swallow it just like that? No wonder you said "u don become nuisance of d highest orda.... " Chai! its fun having two yaba patients here lmao..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 14-09-2015 03:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
giftmurphy
rakelly
jossy4reall
justmak
hahaha lolzz.. "who dash monkey banana?" he got drunk and soiled himself with ashy started mentioning your name in his drunkenness.. white pant, brown pant use it to rub my face. Gift use pepper mix with spirit and plaster his eyes let him know you are different from his ashee people.. lolzz.. 
dickieponga
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