AWOOF DEY PURGE ME

Date: 21-09-2015 10:52 pm (9 years ago) | Author: iyke
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- at 21-09-2015 10:52 PM (9 years ago)
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I saw a Notification from MTN that reads..... your
account is too low n you are having #87 Naira
remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL
*302*AMOUNT# which I hastily dialled without
wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited
of #1000 airtime n I was happy that
MTN IS IN TROUBLE
I never knew that I was going for my doom, So l
continued dialling until I got credited of #10,000, I
was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I
received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN....
It said... You have successfully Purchased your
AIRTIME through your FCMB (BANK) ACCOUNT,
shortly after the msgs came in, I started seeing the
most annoying n terrifying Part of it, which was text
msgs from my FCMB (BANK) that the sum of #10,000
has been debited from my
ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesterday My body system has not been
the same. Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY
PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oooo.
. Cry Cry Cry


Posted: at 21-09-2015 10:52 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- dickieponga at 22-09-2015 12:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahaha
Oh boy u don kill me wit laff for here..
No worry tell bank to give u loan...E go make ur acct look full...
Posted: at 22-09-2015 12:16 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-09-2015 12:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahaha.. d!ckie you must be justmad and try using razor on your zombie 'cos your laugh faltered.
"No worry tell bank to give u loan...E go make ur acct look full..."
Did he say that he want to show-off or do send-off party for you? I can see there's no investment in your life..

Posted: at 22-09-2015 12:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-09-2015 12:46 AM (9 years ago)
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lols! take some medications and hope for a better tomorrow.. its part of a learning process

Posted: at 22-09-2015 12:46 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 22-09-2015 07:11 AM (9 years ago)
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just use the airtime start business center
Posted: at 22-09-2015 07:11 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 22-09-2015 04:35 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2015 04:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 22-09-2015 05:11 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahahahaha,see your life!
Posted: at 22-09-2015 05:11 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-09-2015 08:42 PM (9 years ago)
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na the same way u take dey collect pple money in the name of one concussion after another.......u no know say mtn na foreign herbalist dem be but u na local one

Posted: at 22-09-2015 08:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-09-2015 11:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Nawao.. but I heard that he has change his ministry to become a pastor

Posted: at 22-09-2015 11:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-09-2015 12:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Aproko Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-09-2015 12:04 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-09-2015 08:50 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 22-09-2015 11:48 PM
Nawao.. but I heard that he has change his ministry to become a pastor

paswetin?.....unless u say na pasdibia he wan become den I go agree wit u

Posted: at 23-09-2015 08:50 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 23-09-2015 06:00 PM (9 years ago)
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which one is pasdibia again?

Posted: at 23-09-2015 06:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-09-2015 08:22 PM (9 years ago)
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No mind ram na weed wey im smoke dey high am

Posted: at 23-09-2015 08:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-09-2015 09:39 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 23-09-2015 06:00 PM
which one is pasdibia again?

na pastor ezemmuo,,the chief priest in the juju kingdom

Posted: at 23-09-2015 09:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 24-09-2015 12:07 AM (9 years ago)
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You don't mean it, I need to confirm this from Zeigbo..

Posted: at 24-09-2015 12:07 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 24-09-2015 03:50 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-09-2015 03:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-09-2015 01:49 PM (9 years ago)
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I don dey recharge  card

Posted: at 25-09-2015 01:49 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 25-09-2015 07:50 PM (9 years ago)
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hmm.. are you pasdibia?

Posted: at 25-09-2015 07:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-09-2015 10:46 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 22-09-2015 07:11 AM
just use the airtime start business center
Cheesy Cheesy, how?
Posted: at 25-09-2015 10:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-09-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 22-09-2015 11:48 PM
Nawao.. but I heard that he has change his ministry to become a pastor
Shocked, can he perform the duties of a pastor effectively?
Posted: at 25-09-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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