There was a popular known aboki malam who is suya seller (may suya)in my street, this malam fall seriously sick one day and he was rushed to the hospital, when the doctor run a test on him and he said this man(may suya)will need a kidney transplant, when the malam heard wat d doctor said he answered “kai dockitor kidini transflant " the nurse carry out a test on his wife to see if his wife can donate one of her own but the result was negative,the malam cried again and said kai dockitor me i go die, then d doctor said know u can’t die there is still a way out we can buy u a kidney, then malam said how much is it? The doctor said just one million naira only, the malam said he is a poor trader that he can’t get that kind of money, then the malam told the doctor that can’t i use the kidney of a Dog since dog is man best friend what!!!!! The doctor speaking,then he said ok if that is wat u want it is possible but u may develop some dog habit and symptoms but d malam did not understand all he was saying was that he want it like that. Just because it will save is money and he also have lot of animal including dogs. They did the operation and it was successful the malam was very happy. After some days he was walking on the street then he wanted to urinate then he open trouser, the next that happen was that he raised up one of his legs like a dog then after that he dust the leg after urinating. He was afraid so he rush back to the doctor and he said “kai dockitor why bi sa if me I won peace(urinate) I go raise am for one leg like bingo(dog),then d doctor remember I warned u. the malam said “mm okay dockitor remove am for the kidini” then the doctor said No that he will die then the malam said okay dockitor put goat kidini for me. Then d doctor said ok but gave him the sam warning that he develop a goat habit, the malam said that is okay for him. D doctor did the operation and it was successful. . After some days he was walking on the street then he wanted to urinate then he open trouser, then he scoot down on his two legs like a goat. . He was afraid so he rush back to the doctor and he said “kai dockitor why bi sa if me I won peace(urinate) I go bend down like goat wey dey peace(urinate) the doctor laughand he said malam I told u. then the malam shouted and ask the doctor to remove the kidney but the doctor it is too late and dangerous that he might lose his life. That’s why you see some of the malams(abokis) scoot whenever they want to urinate. Till now.
Posted: at 31-12-2009 09:02 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie