Boyles Law

Date: 05-01-2010 2:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
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- at 5-01-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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One guy that his gf left and followed another rich guy, was thinking
in class while they are having a physics class. some minutes after
the class started, the teacher asked if any of them can state the 
BOYLES LAW...

Teacher: who can state BOYLES LAW for us?
              (as this guy hear what the teacher asked and cos he was
              really in a bad mood cos his gf left him to another rich guy,
              he jumped up to answer the question).
Student: The Law, i quote " The amount of money a boy spends on
             a girl is directly and constantly proportional to the amount
             of love she has for him.

Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 5-01-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: damover on  5-01-2010 02:24 PM

One guy that his gf left and followed another rich guy, was thinking
in class while they are having a physics class. some minutes after
the class started, the teacher asked if any of them can state the 
BOYLES LAW...

Teacher: who can state BOYLES LAW for us?
              (as this guy hear what the teacher asked and cos he was
              really in a bad mood cos his gf left him to another rich guy,
              he jumped up to answer the question).
Student: The Law, i quote " The amount of money a boy spends on
             a girl is directly and constantly proportional to the amount
             of love she has for him.

Grin Grin u sure say no be u?

Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 5-01-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- michybaby at 5-01-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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oh dear, thats too bad!
but since u know the law, y dont u just apply it???!!!!!!!
Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-01-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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he's waiting for u na

Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- michybaby at 5-01-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 5-01-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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@j2sexy, no be me cos i still be virgin.
Posted: at 5-01-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-01-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on  5-01-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
but u know na for panshing and panshing

Posted: at 5-01-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 5-01-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 03:16 PM
Quote from: michybaby on  5-01-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
but u know na for panshing and panshing
you mean panshing as in fhjxxxxxxxxxxx Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-01-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: damover on  5-01-2010 03:09 PM
@j2sexy, no be me cos i still be virgin.
virgin ko virgin nii

Posted: at 5-01-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 5-01-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on  5-01-2010 03:28 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 03:16 PM
Quote from: michybaby on  5-01-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
but u know na for panshing and panshing
you mean panshing as in fhjxxxxxxxxxxx Grin Grin Grin
i no understand this panshing wey una dey pansh ooooo
Posted: at 5-01-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 5-01-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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passing and singing
Posted: at 5-01-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 5-01-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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singing yahooo oo yahooo ee
Posted: at 5-01-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on  5-01-2010 03:28 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 03:16 PM
Quote from: michybaby on  5-01-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
but u know na for panshing and panshing
you mean panshing as in fhjxxxxxxxxxxx Grin Grin Grin
na u dem  pansh? abi u wan do gay nii?

Posted: at 5-01-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 5-01-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 05:08 PM
Quote from: add12 on  5-01-2010 03:28 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 03:16 PM
Quote from: michybaby on  5-01-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 02:44 PM
he's waiting for u na

to do what na?Huh?Huh?Huh? Huh? Huh?
but u know na for panshing and panshing
you mean panshing as in fhjxxxxxxxxxxx Grin Grin Grin
na u dem  pansh? abi u wan do gay nii?

no na you
Posted: at 5-01-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 21-10-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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F9 and wit-drawl with immediate effect.
Posted: at 21-10-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-10-2010 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 21-10-2010 03:21 PM
F9 and wit-drawl with immediate effect.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-10-2010 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 23-10-2010 08:12 AM (13 years ago)
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when you apply that law in solving girls mathematically,
u will see that,
the love between the poor boy and the girl is inversely proportional to themselves thereby making his money constant.
the boy should have applied charles law so that the girl will not leave him for another guy.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Posted: at 23-10-2010 08:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 23-10-2010 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 23-10-2010 08:12 AM
when you apply that law in solving girls mathematically,
u will see that,
the love between the poor boy and the girl is inversely proportional to themselves thereby making his money constant.
the boy should have applied charles law so that the girl will not leave him for another guy.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

U EVEN GET BABE SELF???
Posted: at 23-10-2010 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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