Guys of these days have lost their toasting skills..... (Page 5)

Date: 07-01-2010 1:18 am (14 years ago) | Author: Ladyannie
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- Annizzle at 9-01-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onchedu on  9-01-2010 03:06 PM
How wont we loose our toasting skils when sex is everywhere. U dont know it has become easier to get sex than it is to get a good girlfriend? If U can get the reward without going through the struggle why waste time trying to perfect ur game on the "wrong'' fornt? Energy conservation my dear. Toasting is going out of style. What we have now is declaration of intentions straight to the point.


true.....very true..
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- adedupcy at 9-01-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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huh,lemme toast somebodi Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-01-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ochukoogbor at 9-01-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Annizzle on  7-01-2010 01:18 AM
LADIES....what do u think......
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
babe dunno oooooooooo
well ders brain drain!
Posted: at 9-01-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandie at 9-01-2010 10:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onchedu on  9-01-2010 03:22 PM
Quote from: sandie on  9-01-2010 12:07 AM
Quote from: Annizzle on  7-01-2010 01:18 AM
LADIES....what do u think......

They never had d skills... I swear, if u go to naija, u'd hate to walk in d street... Grin Grin

Lemme tell u how they do it  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

May be u're just walking down d street b4 2minutes u'll start hearing "Heysss...Heyssss...Excuse me".. Eisssshh..!! Angry Angry mehnn that thing annoys me like hell Angry Grin Grin

By d time u frown ur face and say "what"? Angry... They'll say... "sorry, haven't we met b4?"  Hehehehe
Or they'll start forging names "ain't u julia? silvia? tonto?... Lol.
Or they'll pretend like they want to ask for information... "Pls, do u know N°3 sweet mama street"?
Lets assume u say yes... "ehennn, do u live there? "No, i don't." Ok, where do u live? A mumu can fall and say where she lives Grin.. Thereafter he'll say
"Sorry, i didnt ask what ur beautiful name is". D ode can still fall and tell him her name.
Then, he can say.."Oh what a beautiful name... U see julia, or whatever her name is... " U look cool and nice and i'd like to keep in touch" So can we exchange numbers? Grin Grin Gbam..!! Grin The yeye boy has gotten to his final destination Grin. The babe can foolishly give him.
Hehehehe d guy go smile... For him mind now, him na expert for "TOASTING".... Mchewwwww ajegunle toasting Grin Grin Free style Cheesy

But U know sh*t like this works with many girls don't U. Truth is girls are so bored these dys anything would work if only the guys would just try. It's not like U'd meet James Bond around the next corner anyway so just settle for this dude; afterall it's either him with his crazy lines that get U thinking about him and how lame he is or the rich kid talkin about his Nintendo, Ipod and blackberry.

Lol...Onche u've started o...
Anyway, u forgot to add "some" Smiley Girls.. Cuz i'm not lacking Cheesy nor bored. Cool
Posted: at 9-01-2010 10:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- PreetyInstinct at 10-01-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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As if i even have d tyme 2 stand there listening 2 jargons. . .*Rolls Eyes*
Posted: at 10-01-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 10-01-2010 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: temi07 on  7-01-2010 02:20 PM
Quote from: vivian07 on  7-01-2010 01:24 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on  7-01-2010 01:17 PM
Quote from: vivian07 on  7-01-2010 12:56 PM
@ topic...guys get grade and level...
big guys dont toast... Wink......

gbam!!!......... big guys like moi dont toast
yea...yea...indeed ! Cheesy Cheesy
Yep, they just say come and you don't walk, you run into their arms. its not toasting, its a superpower,lol.
sure they don't toast, they point to their car, their suitcase, thats where the toast becomes fried Grin
Posted: at 10-01-2010 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sandie at 10-01-2010 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Hehehehehe
Posted: at 10-01-2010 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 10-01-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adedupcy on  9-01-2010 05:27 PM
huh,lemme toast somebodi Roll Eyes

hmmmm  Wink
Posted: at 10-01-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Annizzle at 11-01-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adedupcy on  9-01-2010 05:27 PM
huh,lemme toast somebodi Roll Eyes
hmmm babe...i don dey suspect......u bi 3737? Wink...
Posted: at 11-01-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SexyJuly at 11-01-2010 01:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Annizzle on  7-01-2010 01:18 AM
LADIES....what do u think......


Toasting no dey reign again.  Grin
Posted: at 11-01-2010 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Annizzle at 11-01-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: SexyJuly on 11-01-2010 01:46 PM
Quote from: Annizzle on  7-01-2010 01:18 AM
LADIES....what do u think......


Toasting no dey reign again.  Grin

so wats in town....
Posted: at 11-01-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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