There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria. We share with you a common JAMB story we have experienced (but no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it). 1. . This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything. Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation 2. But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures. Dials Kelvin Sure Dubs* 3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs. How much do you want? Name your price. 4.When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver. Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work. 5. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting. 6. Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised. 7.Seven a.m. Nothing. 8. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God. 9. You smuggle your phone in. Just in case. No dulling. 10. Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like. Value for money! 11. You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers, he sends you TYPE D. This is how it end 12. And you know you’re finished. 13. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer. 14. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God” 15.But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic. Because this Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody
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Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:21 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................
Do you always have to show the world how foolish you are? Who ask you question? MuMu.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:57 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
hahahahahahahah, dis poster try well well ooooo. e be like say she self don pass thru dat level before. winace, happy bday to u ooooo. wishing u many more yrs in good health and wealth as u added a yr today, enjoy ur day with much luv.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Hmmmmm.... This really teach us that we should always ready for before taking any step. And also we should not depend on anybody what so ever, we should always plan for our life and future.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:35 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................
Who ask you whether you be doctor?
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:55 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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