lie clocks

Date: 08-03-2016 8:47 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 08:47 AM (5 years ago)
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A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall
full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on
earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she
doesnt tell lies
MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t
stop moving…..lolzz

Posted: at 8-03-2016 08:47 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:01 AM (5 years ago)
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LOLSS, NA THEM LIE PASS. THE CLOCK CAN NEVER STOP MOVING BECZ THOSE MORON CAN NEVER STOP LIEING.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:01 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 12:10 AM (5 years ago)
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What a chronic moronic morons,,,, posta with im .....
Posted: at 10-03-2016 12:10 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 10-03-2016 12:18 AM (5 years ago)
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Chineke, Lol.
Posted: at 10-03-2016 12:18 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:11 PM (5 years ago)
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Omor..no b smal tin
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:11 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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