The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was
reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to
twins.
The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers
and she gave birth to triplets.
The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running
home.
When they got to his house they saw him burning a book
and they asked why.
He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves
and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not
happen!
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