Illiterate Akpos

Date: 12-03-2016 9:29 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 09:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpos in a hurry used the
ladies'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four
buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his
butt was gently sprayed with
WARM WATER, he loved it so
much! He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell
fresh.Feeling pampered, he
decided to press the last button
APR.
He later woke up in a hospital. A
nurse smiled & said to him,
Sir,APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER. When the machine
couldn't find a pad on you, it
went for your balls.Your balls are
in the jar over there!

Posted: at 12-03-2016 09:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 12:47 AM (9 years ago)
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Jeez, lol.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:20 AM (9 years ago)
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ooh nice one there
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:20 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 05:23 PM (9 years ago)
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U need 20 strokes of d cane to dey pack pb4 yokes come here,,, na only u waka come?
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:23 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 06:43 AM (9 years ago)
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yea ooo him really need am oooh
Posted: at 16-03-2016 06:43 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 08:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 06:43 AM
yea ooo him really need am oooh
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked
Posted: at 16-03-2016 08:03 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:19 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 05:23 PM
U need 20 strokes of d cane to dey pack pb4 yokes come here,,, na only u waka come?
Sorry Uncle
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:19 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 10:19 AM
Sorry Uncle
O k sir
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:05 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 17-03-2016 03:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 11:05 PM
O k sir
una funny o
Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 11:02 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 13-03-2016 06:20 AM
ooh nice one there
yea... Nice one....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:02 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 11:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 05:23 PM
U need 20 strokes of d cane to dey pack pb4 yokes come here,,, na only u waka come?
why your mouth always them smell... Dnt use your yeye mouth pollute here oooooo...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:04 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 11:06 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 06:43 AM
yea ooo him really need am oooh
hmmmmmm.... Na so oooooo... You mayb rit sha... But na that yeye moron go first eat ham...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:06 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:37 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 05:23 PM
U need 20 strokes of d cane to dey pack pb4 yokes come here,,, na only u waka come?
as long as e dey funny no wahala
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:38 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 11:04 AM
why your mouth always them smell... Dnt use your yeye mouth pollute here oooooo...
he done already pollute here.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:38 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 10:48 PM (9 years ago)
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mmmm who cob pullutoo
Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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