Smoker Adviser

Date: 13-03-2016 10:26 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 13-03-2016 10:26 AM (9 years ago)
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WOLE sees a man leaning against the wall of a large
building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after
another.
WOLE says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-
smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?”
“Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you
could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?”
“Never.”
“Do you own this building?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:26 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 10:34 AM (9 years ago)
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lol, but this is not a joke.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 07:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Ogunwole it have tey
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 07:22 PM
Ogunwole it have tey
Mumuni ar u sure?
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:08 AM (9 years ago)
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smokers are laible to go  dy kingdom
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:53 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:08 AM
smokers are laible to go  dy kingdom
Lols
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:53 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:29 PM (9 years ago)
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heheheh there is no somke witjout
fire nah
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:56 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:36 AM
lolzz, akpos no go kil me wit laf
abi oooooo,,,, akpos really. They funny
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:57 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:36 AM
lolzz, akpos no go kil me wit laf
abi oooooo,,,, akpos really. They funny
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:57 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:08 AM
smokers are laible to go  dy kingdom
hmmmmmm.... Very. Funny.... Lolssss
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 24-03-2016 09:29 PM
heheheh there is no somke witjout
fire nah
lolsssss abi oooooo... Very funny.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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