*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 06:37 PM (9 years ago) (m)
lol correct answer
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:37 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:10 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:28 AM
see this dog... Na you iced ham.... Madness they affect your blood. Idiot
Hehehahaheha,,,, true true ur no b only ur teeth iced BT ur blood follow as I put u inside deep freezer,,,, wetin remain as u don iced na to use iron rod hammer ur iced body outside n ur bad blood go shatter onto pieces.... hope say u go survive dis one o hahahahaahahaha
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 04:15 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 02:10 AM
Hehehahaheha,,,, true true ur no b only ur teeth iced BT ur blood follow as I put u inside deep freezer,,,, wetin remain as u don iced na to use iron rod hammer ur iced body outside n ur bad blood go shatter onto pieces.... hope say u go survive dis one o hahahahaahahaha
noise maker
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:15 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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