Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. . Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? . Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? . Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! . Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. . Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and the other things?
Posted: at 14-03-2016 03:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 15-03-2016 05:57 PM (9 years ago) (m)
You try BT no b today son inlaw don dey chew gum 4 dis forum,,, as e b nw,, e dey irritate me cos u don mention am again
Posted: at 15-03-2016 05:57 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 12:28 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 15-03-2016 06:04 PM
Hahahahaha.pb4 abi
Guy I like wetin u do yesterday BT u come change everything today, I beg never resume duty for here,,,,, abi u don forget,,, dis 1 don pass d 3 wey we bin talk na
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:28 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:28 AM
Guy I like wetin u do yesterday BT u come change everything today, I beg never resume duty for here,,,,, abi u don forget,,, dis 1 don pass d 3 wey we bin talk na
Hhahaahahah
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:55 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Eazyatumeyi at 16-03-2016 03:42 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. lol
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. lol
Lols
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 11:49 AM (9 years ago) (m)
U b chronic moronic moron of all morons,, person wey get diarrhea mouth go dey tink say na another person mouth dey stink... no b u talk say u b babalawo pikin wey no dey brush,,, common imbecile like u
Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:49 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 11:51 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 10:15 AM
See this moron wey they follow me talk with stinking mouth, show me your phyuking post. MONKEY...
U b chronic moronic moron of all morons,, person wey get diarrhea mouth go dey tink say na another person mouth dey stink... no b u talk say u b babalawo pikin wey no dey brush,,, common imbecile like u, u won c post? no na post office u go c... wasted sperm
Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:51 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:18 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:28 AM
Guy I like wetin u do yesterday BT u come change everything today, I beg never resume duty for here,,,,, abi u don forget,,, dis 1 don pass d 3 wey we bin talk na
hmmmmm... Madness they worry your head... Na wetin you they use your head think self.... I really pity you...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:19 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 16-03-2016 03:42 PM
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. lol
hmmmmmmm.... Nice jokes... You still better one fool wey never post any one here that always they use yeye mouth dabaru everythn
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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