Kid vs barber

Date: 15-03-2016 12:17 am (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 15-03-2016 12:17 AM (9 years ago)
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A young boy enters a barber
shop and the barber
whispers to his customer.
‘This is the dumbest kid in
the world. Watch while I
prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand
and two quarters in the
other, then calls the boy
over and asks, ‘Which do
you want, son?’ The boy
takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’
said the barber. ‘That kid
never learns!’ Later, when
the customer leaves, he
sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask
you a question? Why did
you take the quarters
instead of the dollar bill?’
The boy licked his cone and
replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is
over!’

Posted: at 15-03-2016 12:17 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:25 AM (9 years ago)
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abeg the no see say nah pikin
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 08:48 AM (9 years ago)
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Na wa 4 una o,,,, una go use una hand post somethg u don post 4 times n no b say na new joke sef,,,
Posted: at 16-03-2016 08:48 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 09:50 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 08:48 AM
Na wa 4 una o,,,, una go use una hand post somethg u don post 4 times n no b say na new joke sef,,,
Hahagahgaha
Posted: at 16-03-2016 09:50 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 16-03-2016 12:54 PM (9 years ago)
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small pikin
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:54 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 01:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 16-03-2016 12:54 PM
small pikin
Lols..big pikin
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 02:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 08:48 AM
Na wa 4 una o,,,, una go use una hand post somethg u don post 4 times n no b say na new joke sef,,,
where the one wey you post...
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 02:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Lolss.... this pikin self, i no fit laf oooo...
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:48 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:25 AM
abeg the no see say nah pikin
lolsssss.... I wonder oooooooo.... Dnt mind that yeye boy...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 08:48 AM
Na wa 4 una o,,,, una go use una hand post somethg u don post 4 times n no b say na new joke sef,,,
yeye they your phyuking head... You really need to visit yaba left
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:57 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 07:43 PM
yeye they your phyuking head... You really need to visit yaba left
Y u too like yaba left,,,, try commot visit ur ape family wey different animals don phyuk dem for bush
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:57 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Madness the worry you... If not you no they follow me yarn... I be your daddy for this game... I just they look were I go nak. For your body.... Just becareful.. Mak your month no finish you here... Idiot.... Mak you mind your madness before I use stone commot ham.. Very soon now you go dy vomit wetin you they talk...
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 01:03 PM
Lols..big pikin
old man like you
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:09 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 02:47 PM
where the one wey you post...
help me ask am fast o
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:09 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:11 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:12 PM
Madness the worry you... If not you no they follow me yarn... I be your daddy for this game... I just they look were I go nak. For your body.... Just becareful.. Mak your month no finish you here... Idiot.... Mak you mind your madness before I use stone commot ham.. Very soon now you go dy vomit wetin you they talk...
just. Pity am
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 08:04 PM (9 years ago)
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una too like talk oooh
Posted: at 26-03-2016 08:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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