Naija Sense. (Page 3)

what magic...pal

A white man came to Nigeria as a tourist, gotten to
the air port, he chattered a cab to his Hotel.
And the following is the white man and the cab drivers conversations:

WHITE MAN: Which tower is this? so there is a long tower
in this country?

CAB-DRIVER: Yes we have so many long towers.
you'll see more mightier  than this as we go.

WHITE MAN: Look at that! This is nice.
But how long does it takes to finish this big project?

CAB-DRIVER: Well i am not a civil engineer but with my
knowledge, and duo the fact that i passes through
this axis, i can estimate it as 6-7 year project.

WHITE MAN. What! 6-7 year is phyuking too long.
In my country, it ll only take a year of two.
men! this country is seek. Every thing inside is also sick.
Your president as well, he's sick.

As they proceeds, they got to another long tower:

WHITE MAN: My goodness, this is too long.
I believe this will take up to 15-20 year to be completed.

CAB-DRIVER: This is my route, and its where i passes every day.
To be honest with you, as at yesterdays morning,
this Tower was not here.

 
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