Naija Sense.

Date: 19-01-2010 10:04 am (15 years ago) | Author: Clement Brown
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- at 19-01-2010 10:04 AM (15 years ago)
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A white man came to Nigeria as a tourist, gotten to
the air port, he chattered a cab to his Hotel.
And the following is the white man and the cab drivers conversations:

WHITE MAN: Which tower is this? so there is a long tower
in this country?

CAB-DRIVER: Yes we have so many long towers.
you'll see more mightier  than this as we go.

WHITE MAN: Look at that! This is nice.
But how long does it takes to finish this big project?

CAB-DRIVER: Well i am not a civil engineer but with my
knowledge, and duo the fact that i passes through
this axis, i can estimate it as 6-7 year project.

WHITE MAN. What! 6-7 year is phyuking too long.
In my country, it ll only take a year of two.
men! this country is seek. Every thing inside is also sick.
Your president as well, he's sick.

As they proceeds, they got to another long tower:

WHITE MAN: My goodness, this is too long.
I believe this will take up to 15-20 year to be completed.

CAB-DRIVER: This is my route, and its where i passes every day.
To be honest with you, as at yesterdays morning,
this Tower was not here.

 
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Posted: at 19-01-2010 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Doshe at 19-01-2010 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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so were is d sence?
Posted: at 19-01-2010 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-01-2010 10:56 AM (15 years ago)
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maybe it climb on top of the tower....
Posted: at 19-01-2010 10:56 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-01-2010 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Men this is hillarious Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 19-01-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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cant see the joke....
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 19-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-01-2010 12:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Mr don wear googles
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 19-01-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago)
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borrow me urs now
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-01-2010 12:24 PM
Men this is hillarious Grin Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh?
which kin pretend be dis? Angry
Posted: at 19-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 19-01-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Shocked Grin Cool
Posted: at 19-01-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-01-2010 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 19-01-2010 01:25 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 19-01-2010 12:24 PM
Men this is hillarious Grin Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh?
which kin pretend be dis? Angry

Which one be pretend? Abi u drink pregnant woman urine?
Posted: at 19-01-2010 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- croxxx at 19-01-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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make una no vex abeg bt i don luk tire i neva still see d joke so abeg just2sexy xplain am giv me...
Posted: at 19-01-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 19-01-2010 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Naija sense...where the sense dey sef
Posted: at 19-01-2010 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 19-01-2010 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-01-2010 02:53 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 19-01-2010 01:25 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 19-01-2010 12:24 PM
Men this is hillarious Grin Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh?
which kin pretend be dis? Angry

Which one be pretend? Abi u drink pregnant woman urine?
you dey mad?... oya show us where the joke dey.
Posted: at 19-01-2010 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 19-01-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 19-01-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-01-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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oga mi, abeg wait for me jare...
Posted: at 19-01-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 19-01-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Go block am for relationship forum
Posted: at 19-01-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 19-01-2010 04:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Kolo
Posted: at 19-01-2010 04:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jumsky at 22-01-2010 05:22 AM (15 years ago)
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not funny,sell us out positively!!!!!
Posted: at 22-01-2010 05:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- damover at 22-01-2010 06:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: croxxx on 19-01-2010 03:37 PM
make una no vex abeg bt i don luk tire i neva still see d joke so abeg just2sexy xplain am giv me...
@croxx go back read again n if u no see am then tell me, then i go explain give u. maybe we go 1st start
to teach u ABCD... b4 i go explain.
Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:14 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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