Are you a talented Weeper?
Do you know how to cry?
This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money.
We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies.
For normal crying - N5,000.
For crying and singing - N10000.
For crying and scattering things - N15,000.
For crying and rolling on the floor - N20000.
For crying and swearing- N25,000.
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N30,000.
For crying and jumping into the grave - N40,000.
For crying jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N45,000.
For crying and entering into the coffin -N60,000.
This is cool business! Pls contact me, the form is out.
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