vacation. They were determined to make
this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as
clergy.
As soon as the plane had landed, they
headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc. The next morning they
went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous ****
blonde in a thong bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help
but stare. As the blonde passed them, she
smiled and said, "Good morning, Father,
good morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then
passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world
did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the
store and bought even more outrageous
outfits. Once again, the two priests settled
on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
sunshine. After a while, the same
gorgeous **** blonde, wearing a string,
taking her sweet time, came walking
towards them.
Again, she nodded at each of them, said,
"Good morning, Father," and started to
walk away. One of the priests couldn't
stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute, young lady." "Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have
to know, how in theworld did you know
we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela"
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