The Two Priests

Date: 16-03-2016 12:33 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on
vacation. They were determined to make
this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as
clergy.
As soon as the plane had landed, they
headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc. The next morning they
went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous ****
blonde in a thong bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help
but stare. As the blonde passed them, she
smiled and said, "Good morning, Father,
good morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then
passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world
did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the
store and bought even more outrageous
outfits. Once again, the two priests settled
on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
sunshine. After a while, the same
gorgeous **** blonde, wearing a string,
taking her sweet time, came walking
towards them.
Again, she nodded at each of them, said,
"Good morning, Father," and started to
walk away. One of the priests couldn't
stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute, young lady." "Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have
to know, how in theworld did you know
we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela"

Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:33 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 01:53 AM (5 years ago)
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heheheheh....e tire oooh see wahal see prist
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:53 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:54 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:53 AM
heheheheh....e tire oooh see wahal see prist
Lols,,bad prist
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:54 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:29 PM (5 years ago)
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yes nah akpos the father nah
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:29 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:52 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:53 AM
heheheheh....e tire oooh see wahal see prist
abi ooooooo++++  very funny
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:52 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 24-03-2016 09:29 PM
yes nah akpos the father nah
hmmmmmmm.... Na him oooooo... Very funny
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:53 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:54 PM (5 years ago)
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Lolssss.... Akpos no they carry last
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:54 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 07:24 AM (5 years ago)
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I saw,,,
Posted: at 26-03-2016 07:24 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:37 PM (5 years ago)
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ok we see
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:37 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Wetin u c
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:51 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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