Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l' Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO', if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS' if you loast am, na 'BORLI' All of them na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell?
Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
samdove28 at 18-03-2016 11:14 AM (8 years ago) (m)
LOLS... JUST THEY WAKA PASS
Posted: at 18-03-2016 11:14 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 20-03-2016 02:46 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 18-03-2016 12:11 PM
....heheheh i see make you show your face if you knw say you won make we yab our selves.....
lolsssss... Na you they answer that moron... On a normal ground this yeye guy no fit follow me talk... Mak I no break him head, na naijapals cause ham.
Posted: at 20-03-2016 02:46 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:25 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Chaaiiii,, c dem mad faggots.. 1 chimpanzee dey claim say e get face n d other ewu talk say na fear make im no get face,,,,, dis face of morons,, dem b 2 he-goats wey dey parade for street with wetin dem don tif come
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:25 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 18-03-2016 11:53 AM
wetin dey work u,, yes na PB4
your never understand wetin they affect your head... You need to see your yaba left doctor... For proper healing..... Well if you no get money.. Well for wen you collect change you wan collect for naijapals...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:57 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 18-03-2016 12:11 PM
....heheheh i see make you show your face if you knw say you won make we yab our selves.....
hahahahah... You self they funny... Your wan cause wahala be that... You want make zombie show him face... You no they see how zombie face they look like.. Like person wey don die for pass 20years... Hmmmmmmm....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:57 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 12:03 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 12:25 AM
Chaaiiii,, c dem mad faggots.. 1 chimpanzee dey claim say e get face n d other ewu talk say na fear make im no get face,,,,, dis face of morons,, dem b 2 he-goats wey dey parade for street with wetin dem don tif come
you don kolo walahi
Posted: at 24-03-2016 12:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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