ABCs

Date: 21-03-2016 12:27 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 21-03-2016 12:27 AM (8 years ago)
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One day there was a kid who was asked to recite the first
four letters of the alphabet by his teacher.
So he went home and asked his brother the first letter. He
said "SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!"
Then he asked his Mom the second letter. She said "Yes!"
Then he asked his Dad the third letter. He said "Kentucky
Fried Chicken!!!"
Then he asked his cousin the fourth and final letter. "In a
big fat car! In a big fat car! In a big fat car!
So he went to school. The teacher asked him, "Tell me the
first four letters in the alphabet."
So he said "SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!" " Young man, do
I need to take you to the principal? "Yes!"
So he went to the principal. The principal said. "Who do
you think you are?!" "Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!"
"And, how are you getting away with this?!" "In a big fat car!
In a big fat car!"

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:27 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 01:04 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahahah correct oooh....
Posted: at 22-03-2016 01:04 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 23-03-2016 11:44 PM (8 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-03-2016 11:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 12:00 AM (8 years ago)
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your is on your neck lol
Posted: at 24-03-2016 12:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 12:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 01:04 AM
hahahahah correct oooh....
very very correct
Posted: at 24-03-2016 12:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 01:34 AM (8 years ago)
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O k
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:34 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 05:37 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 24-03-2016 12:00 AM
your is on your neck lol
which neck again
Posted: at 26-03-2016 05:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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