Roll Of Quarters

Date: 21-03-2016 12:32 am (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 21-03-2016 12:32 AM (9 years ago)
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters
taped inside the crotch of his jeans.
He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive
woman there.
He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her
constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm
Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed
routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any
question I can answer for you?"
"As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down
once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have
change for a dollar?"

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:32 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 21-03-2016 10:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Nice jokes... Not B4
Posted: at 21-03-2016 10:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:49 PM (9 years ago)
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yea....is nice
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:49 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 02:15 AM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked  Shocked bunch of FOOLS  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2016 02:15 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 11:18 PM (9 years ago)
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mmmmm thank you remember you
join
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 11:18 PM
mmmmm thank you remember you
join
No b say na boast I dey boast,,,, since I enter dis forum.. person never type PB4 ontop of my post not even once... bcos I no dey tif,, e dey auto geniune from my brain n no.2 me no dey do copy n paste weather na new or not... Everything about me is natural... U fit check am if u won check... Me no b FOOL
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:51 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 01:59 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 02:15 AM
Shocked  Shocked bunch of FOOLS  Grin Grin Grin
lol kini?
Posted: at 23-03-2016 01:59 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:00 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 11:18 PM
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lol u too get bad mouth
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:00 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:01 AM (9 years ago)
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nice1 carry on
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:01 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:27 AM (9 years ago)
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I reason whether make I laf or not.
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:27 AM (9 years ago)
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I dey reason whether make I laf or not.
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:29 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 02:15 AM
Shocked  Shocked bunch of FOOLS  Grin Grin Grin
na who do you na? your craze don pass be careful o
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:29 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 02:15 AM
Shocked  Shocked bunch of FOOLS  Grin Grin Grin
na so you talk jare for me that you papa na fool... Abi you don forget ni
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 11:18 PM
mmmmm thank you remember you
join
don't mind that madboy.... Na small boy he still be...
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:56 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 11:51 PM
No b say na boast I dey boast,,,, since I enter dis forum.. person never type PB4 ontop of my post not even once... bcos I no dey tif,, e dey auto geniune from my brain n no.2 me no dey do copy n paste weather na new or not... Everything about me is natural... U fit check am if u won check... Me no b FOOL
who tell you... You be master of Fooooooooooooooooools
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 06:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 05:56 PM
who tell you... You be master of Fooooooooooooooooools
Hehehahaheha,,, c dis tolotolo yeye wey just drink mad woman piss,,, hw u take carry ur diarrhea mouth chook inside wetin no concern u? Well,,, na because u b chronic moronic moron of all dump dumb piece of shit moron.. Try pity ur life
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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