Three Boys

Date: 27-03-2016 2:07 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 27-03-2016 02:07 AM (8 years ago)
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Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries
for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the
matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through
some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly
the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
"I'd like to reward you boys with something special for
saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!"
"I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy.
"You've got it!", said Obama.
"I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school",
said the second boy.
"No problem!", said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a
wheelchair".
"But why would you want that?", asked Obama.
"'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU
he's gonna break my effin' legs!".

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:07 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 04:51 AM (8 years ago)
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hehehehe wow no small thing ooh
bouncer this One no PB4...na fresh joke oooh
Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:51 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:44 PM (8 years ago)
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lol the dad hate Obama
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 27-03-2016 04:51 AM
hehehehe wow no small thing ooh
bouncer this One no PB4...na fresh joke oooh
you know na
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:45 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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