He saw ST. Paul in front of him. Behind him was a wall of
clocks.
The man asked St. Paul "What are these clocks for?"
St.Paul answered "These are lie clocks, everytime you lie
the clock moves once."
There's Mother Teresa's. She hadn't lied once so her clock
is still.
There's Abraham Lincoln's clock. He had lied just once and
the clock has just moved once.
The man asked "Where is Obama's clock?"
St.Paul said "Oh! It's in Jesus's office he uses it as a ceiling
fan."
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