LMAO!!! Benue Government Collects Generators Tax To ‘maintain Ozone Layer

Date: 05-04-2016 5:01 pm (8 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
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Benue State Internal Revenue Service has explained why it receives N50,000 Naira tax yearly for electricity generating sets from private residents and up to N150,000 Naira from business outfits across the state, according to REPORTERS

Addressing newsmen in Makurdi, the Benue State capital, Terna Francis, the media assistant to the Chairman of the board, Mrs Mimi Orubibi, said that the tax will be used by government for the “maintenance of the ozone layer” depleted by fumes emitted from the generators.

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“When these levies are collected, they are channeled towards the maintenance of the ozone layer to avoid natural disaster”
, he ridiculously explained.

When asked about how they intended to carry that out, considering that the ozone layer is a belt of naturally occurring ozone gas that sits about 30 kilometers above the Earth, he declined to comment.

Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- Machealex at 5-04-2016 05:16 PM (8 years ago)
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yeye people
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:16 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- christianity at 5-04-2016 05:25 PM (8 years ago)
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mad ppl
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:25 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buncho at 5-04-2016 05:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Stupidity Jooo Ooo
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:41 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dickieponga at 5-04-2016 05:46 PM (8 years ago)
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How im go ansa dat question, wetin imsef no about ozone layer...
Dem dey hear d words but  can't in d slightest tell u wat it means...
Das y dat country be like dat...
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:46 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 5-04-2016 05:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Abegiii,,,,leave Ozone and d Layer 4 one side,,,,light no dey how people wan survive?
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:48 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- christianity at 5-04-2016 06:35 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin ;so in naija its now the women dat now pays to be married Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
where is slimmygirl,when are u making me u 3rd husband??i will only collect 1million from u and u are free to carry me for one month Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-04-2016 06:35 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 5-04-2016 06:40 PM (8 years ago)
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ridiculous i wish i dey that side to beat hell out of those government official
Posted: at 5-04-2016 06:40 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Donchijoz at 5-04-2016 06:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Change. Next will be lamp. Common people don die for this country
Posted: at 5-04-2016 06:55 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kison at 5-04-2016 07:04 PM (8 years ago)
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WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME THIS ON BUHARI...NEXT TIME Be careful, be very very careful,CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..................
Posted: at 5-04-2016 07:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 5-04-2016 07:14 PM (8 years ago)
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nonsense, they aren't serious
Posted: at 5-04-2016 07:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 5-04-2016 07:15 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Umeano Chijioke  link=topic=287562.msg4785990#msg4785990 date=1459878939
Change. Next will be lamp. Common people don die for this country
no be lie its possible
Posted: at 5-04-2016 07:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Troublemenot at 5-04-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? ???Chaii lie d pass lie ooooo Benue na APC ppl they copy from Lie Mohammed  Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 5-04-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BusyHorse at 5-04-2016 08:25 PM (8 years ago)
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My generator and my expensive fuel naim u wan come collect tax on top? If i catch any govt person near my gen, KOoni Da fun eeh!
Posted: at 5-04-2016 08:25 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mak4lady at 5-04-2016 08:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Ozone layer kwa?
Posted: at 5-04-2016 08:52 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Tskills at 5-04-2016 09:46 PM (8 years ago)
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He can only tell the gullible benue citizens that crap, because of the acute timidity prevalent in that locality, apc change
Posted: at 5-04-2016 09:46 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Harrybeatzz at 6-04-2016 06:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Na one of those things
Posted: at 6-04-2016 06:10 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Boi2Man at 6-04-2016 07:02 AM (8 years ago)
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They declined becos they simply don't have plan for the to protect the natural environment? They wanted to use terminology to confuse the people, but they end up confusing themselves. Benue Statement next time let technocrat handle such issues or position. #JUSTANHONESTADVICE#
Posted: at 6-04-2016 07:02 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Haso112 at 6-04-2016 08:40 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha...... Very funny to say the LEAST.. What do those people know about SAVING THE OZONE LAYER.... So dem wan dey do maintenance for OZONE LAYER now abi? Anyway, the GULLIBLE ones will pay...
Posted: at 6-04-2016 08:40 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 6-04-2016 09:24 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmm e no fit happen for benin
Posted: at 6-04-2016 09:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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