Helpful Tips to Make Life Simpler

> Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

> Simply cross out
> the names and addresses of people you don't know.
>
> Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car
> phone by
> holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear
> and
> occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the
> curb.
>
> Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I
> found that
> the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds
> in only 2
> days.
>
> Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers
> turned to fast
> wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
>
> No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and
> remove the dirt
> by simply peeling it off.
>
> Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.
> The red nails
> will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.
> (Unless you have a
> red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be
> selected).
>
> If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
> pour a jug
> of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage
> is almost
> instantly removed.
>
> Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The
> following
> morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking
> a thimble
> full of dish washing liquid and banging your head
> repeatedly on the
> wall.



NOT FUNNIE!

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Posted: at 27-01-2010 08:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

...hmmm

Posted: at 27-01-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

there is nutin confusin in here!

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Posted: at 27-01-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

THEN IT NUT TO POST THIS, DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

well let me put it this way: please mister poster, we thank you for post and are glad to read such nice article, we hope that you will be more sensible in your subsequent posts, thank you


NB
If u want to thank me for being nice, pls see the dame with the nice hair, she is my Mrs.....

Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kris Old Boy, why u dey go front and back na???

Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmm

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Posted: at 28-01-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i c

Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

a c

Posted: at 28-01-2010 09:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac