> these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says
> she has a heart condition
> that could kill her at any time.
>
> She is to avoid stress, eat right, and
> never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much.
> The couple reluctantly
> try to live by these rules.
>
> Both get really horny over time, however, and
> the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the
> couch to guard against
> temptation.
>
> This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they
> meet each other on the stairs--she's coming downstairs,
> he's heading
> up.
>
> "Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman
> says, her voice
> quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."
>
> "I'm glad to hear it,
> sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just
> coming upstairs to kill
> you!"
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