One more chance

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. ‘Damn, that was stupid,’ she thought as she fell. ‘What a way to die.’
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, ‘Do you suck?’
‘No!’ she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. ‘Do you screw?’ he asked.
‘Of course not!’ she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. ‘I suck! I screw!’ she screamed in panic.
‘Slut!’ he said, and dropped her.



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NEVER BEEN POSTED.READ AND SMILE 

Posted: at 1-02-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

it has been posred more than 10 times

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Posted: at 1-02-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

even if it has been posted a million times i dont care all i know is that is too funny and i can read it a million times.

Posted: at 1-02-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Abi?

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Posted: at 1-02-2010 06:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol

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Posted: at 1-02-2010 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

which of dem? cos i get plenty body ooh

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Posted: at 1-02-2010 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Xter all the body

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Posted: at 1-02-2010 07:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero