I charge you $250 for sleeping with my wife !!!!!!!

Date: 02-02-2010 12:23 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 2-02-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the manager.

The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use.
He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"
explains the manager.

No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager. "But sir," the managers says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," replies the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"What! I didn't sleep with your wife!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."


14_Inches


Posted: at 2-02-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- KleverC at 2-02-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago)
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sense

Posted: at 2-02-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 2-02-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago)
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My joke of the day Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 2-02-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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oh oh na wayo bi dis
Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 2-02-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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no dulling
Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 2-02-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm nice one
Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 2-02-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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for the first time 14 14 make sense Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 2-02-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  2-02-2010 04:19 PM
for the first time 14 14 make sense Grin Grin


Coolguy, am now more than convinced that you are suffering from PAKINSON!!!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 2-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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really sense

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke.....kulgay yo funny 2
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 2-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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but coolguy is right na
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 2-02-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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@14 14 so u  never stop this ur bragging


@asaph .....man u got to learn hw to spell that name correct... or else..


@MrDon...... exactly Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  2-02-2010 04:41 PM
@14 14 so u  never stop this ur bragging


@asaph .....man u got to learn hw to spell that name correct... or else..


@MrDon...... exactly Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Or else what?
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 2-02-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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he you will be punished  Angry

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 2-02-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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and be demote Grin Grin   

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  2-02-2010 04:48 PM
and be demote Grin Grin   
by who? will u report me to igwe or to God?
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 2-02-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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just dont try it again .....or u face the  consequences  ..... Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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u over try
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-02-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm, nice.
Posted: at 3-02-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 3-02-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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next
Posted: at 3-02-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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