There was this priest who lived in a little village in Scotland. He had a small poultry close to the Parish house where he lived. One Sunday morning he discovered that the cock had gone missing he searched but couldn't find it. He made up his mind to ask the congregation.
In the church he asked; Who has seen a cock?
all the congregation raised up their hands, then he said i"m sorry,
but who has a cock? All the men raised their hands, oh no, i"m sorry that"s not what i mean.
then he asked again who has seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?
some of the women raised their hands oh no he said.
then finally he asked who has seen my cock?
the Catechist and some of the choir boys raised their hands.
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