The Eager Reporter

Date: 10-09-2007 10:11 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 10-09-2007 10:11 PM (16 years ago)
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A young pretty reporter and her photographer were in the entourage of a state governor during a whistle stop tour of the Nigerian southern states.

Around Ore the governor needed the loo and the twenty car long motorcade ground to a halt while the governor slipped into the bush with some security agents.

While everyone waited for the governor a loud alarm came from the bush.

Everybody ran in the direction of the screams including many other photographers all desperate for an exclusive scoop.

By the time the pretty reporter got to the scene the crowd was too big to get close up for photographs.

One woman asked "Na he abi na she fall inside well wey them dey rescue so?"

And other man answered "Commot for road ojare. You think woman fit gather that kin byah byah? Na proper he and e old well well."

One tall guy said "E be like say them don dey come out of well o!"

The pretty reporter whispered to her photographer "So that governor go piss inside well come fall inside eh? Na good scoop o. No one will beat us to it. Follow me!"

She thrust through the crowd screaming "I am a doctor. A mouth to mouth resuscitation specialist. Let me through!" She soon got to the well only to find an old he-goat with it's tongue hanging out and it's belly full of water.

Everyone stood motionless in anticipation till an impatient sounding governor said "Abeg kiss the goat make we go jo. I don't have all day."

The goat then opened its eyes a bit, eyed the pretty babe and smiled.


Posted: at 10-09-2007 10:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Naaa waaa ooo...Hmmmm... I dont even know if d joke is funy or not..My expectations wer high bt d end b as e get....Abeg emma n gwhy, wetin una tink?
Posted: at 11-04-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 13-04-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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u correct i backup u

Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 13-04-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 13-04-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 13-04-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 13-04-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-04-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Recoverd on 11-04-2009 06:03 PM
Naaa waaa ooo...Hmmmm... I dont even know if d joke is funy or not..My expectations wer high bt d end b as e get....Abeg emma n gwhy, wetin una tink?

U KNOW SAY NO BE EVERY DAY PERSON WIFE THEY SWEET..Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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my wife go dey sweet me everyday oooooo

Posted: at 14-04-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tuk2devil at 14-04-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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men that was kool.nice joke and good suspense
Posted: at 14-04-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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just a different form of anoda joke i've heard b4

Posted: at 14-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 14-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Recoverd on 11-04-2009 06:03 PM
Naaa waaa ooo...Hmmmm... I dont even know if d joke is funy or not..My expectations wer high bt d end b as e get....Abeg emma n gwhy, wetin una tink?

jst make ur comment and leave, y r u caln emma and gwhy? na ur papa and mama?  Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zino100 at 14-04-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 14-04-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 03:50 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmn michybaby,u dey roll mouth abi?

Posted: at 14-04-2009 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-04-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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na so

Posted: at 14-04-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 14-04-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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she dey roll mouth like motorola
Posted: at 14-04-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 14-04-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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This joke is... Well, make i shut da hell up.
Posted: at 14-04-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 15-04-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 14-04-2009 03:50 PM
hmmmmmmn michybaby,u dey roll mouth abi?

LEAVE AM IF NOT SAY SHE BE WOMAN..I COULD HV KNOW WHT TO SAY..ANYWAY WATIN I WAN EVEN TALK BE SAY........(NO BE EVERY DAY PERSON WIFE SOUP THEY SWEET BUT I MADE A MISTAKE..AND I SAID....NO BE EVERY DAY PERSON WIFE THEY SWEET..). ANYWAY...THIS IS A WARNING TO U DONT U EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.COS I DONT TALK TO SOMEONE ANYHOW HERE... Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-04-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 15-04-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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na im bi say the goat go get to kiss the babe
Posted: at 15-04-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 15-04-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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i case my rest
Posted: at 15-04-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 15-04-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 15-04-2009 11:12 AM
i case my rest

Na wa oooo,English con b problem 4 9ja ooooooooo
Posted: at 15-04-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 15-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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...

Posted: at 15-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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