A cute excuse

Date: 12-06-2016 6:17 am (7 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 12-06-2016 06:17 AM (7 years ago)
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Teacher asked a boy: why are you late to school?

Boy answered:  Mom and Dad were fighting

Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?

Boy: One leg of my show was in mom's hand and the other one in dad's hand

Posted: at 12-06-2016 06:17 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
- Airbender at 12-06-2016 11:33 AM (7 years ago)
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part of change
Posted: at 12-06-2016 11:33 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scottchris at 12-06-2016 12:11 PM (7 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha........  But na true na... 
Posted: at 12-06-2016 12:11 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michaelc80 at 14-06-2016 08:24 AM (7 years ago)
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Funny but I don't find myself laughing
Posted: at 14-06-2016 08:24 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CHRISETTE at 14-06-2016 11:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Shoe defence lol
Posted: at 14-06-2016 11:47 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 15-06-2016 12:20 AM (7 years ago)
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Ehya.
Posted: at 15-06-2016 12:20 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-06-2016 10:49 PM (7 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 15-06-2016 10:49 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-06-2016 09:40 AM (7 years ago)
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life is
really hard for some people
Posted: at 16-06-2016 09:40 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 12-03-2017 11:59 AM (7 years ago)
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Poor boy
Posted: at 12-03-2017 11:59 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 20-09-2017 05:01 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Vectorcy on 16-06-2016 09:40 AM
life is
really hard for some people
please let's help you
Posted: at 20-09-2017 05:01 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Floyd29 at 24-09-2017 09:15 AM (6 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin crazy
Posted: at 24-09-2017 09:15 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruthie at 5-10-2017 04:31 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-10-2017 04:31 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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