Man Narrates His Experience After Dating Female Member of the Lords Chosen Church

Date: 19-07-2016 3:13 pm (7 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
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- at 19-07-2016 03:13 PM (7 years ago)
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A young man has taken to social media to narrate his experience after dating a female member of popular Lagos Church. You can't imagine what the guy really went through, read on and find out.

Below is how a Facebook user, Victor Daniel narrated his experience on social media;
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"Sister Ifeoma and I had a very interesting relationship. We dated for four years and two months and were very segxwally exclusive. She was a member of The Lord's Chosen. The closest I'd ever been to having sex with her was a very tight hug that lasted as long as 27 seconds. After which she asked for forgiveness from God.

"Sister Ifeoma, who insisted I added "Sister" as a prefix to her name, never let me see any part of her body that was meant to be "hidden"... Including her arms, her laps, and just below her neck. One day I was lucky enough to see as much as her elbow. She was so angry and ashamed she didn't talk to me for 2 months.

"After a very long and enduring relationship, I finally got tired of masturbating while having a mental picture of what Ifeoma's Bosom s would look like, and I broke up. In total, we hugged 6 times, twice on my birthday, once after I went out on an alter call (only because she promised to do something naughty with me if I gave my life to Christ- and a hug was the naughty gift I got). I did not get to see her boobs till the relationship ended.

"She got married soon afterwards. While I was face-buried in my new girlfriend's honeypot earlier this morning, Sister Ifeoma called to tell me she has given birth, and I went to see her today. We talked a lot, her baby got hungry and she Bosom  fed the baby, right in my presence.

"I just want to tell you all that I've finally seen Sister Ifeoma's Bosom s. I just want to know why she didn't let me see it all the while we dated but now she's comfortable flaunting it in my presence."


Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:13 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
- Laryzone at 19-07-2016 03:18 PM (7 years ago)
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YOU ALL NEED TO USE ORIGINAL CONDOMS.... NOT FAKE... I SAID ORIGINAL CONDOMS....
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:18 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- GermoDon at 19-07-2016 03:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Na craze dey wori u.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:20 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- misskeke at 19-07-2016 03:22 PM (7 years ago)
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mtchew!
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:22 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- DeboNero at 19-07-2016 03:26 PM (7 years ago)
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Oloshi!! Were!!
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:26 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- OLUCHI5 at 19-07-2016 03:28 PM (7 years ago)
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nonsense post.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:28 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 19-07-2016 03:29 PM (7 years ago)
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FOOL LIKE YOU, NO WOMAN ON DIS EARTH WILL LET YOU SEE THEIR BOOBS, I NO COME KNOW OOH  IF YOU GO MARS OO WOMEN THERE CAN ALLOW YOU...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:29 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- danielsony at 19-07-2016 03:31 PM (7 years ago)
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U just want to see and touch her bosom,and possibly sleep with her Abi? U don't want to marry her abi, ask her that question Grin Tongue
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:31 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KennyFidel at 19-07-2016 03:50 PM (7 years ago)
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See this he-goat Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:50 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- concentrate at 19-07-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago)
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Very funny post. the closest you got was a 27 seconds hug. it's pretty funny. it's good to know we stil have decent ladies like that not the ones that are eager to spread their legs even before u ask.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osalove247 at 19-07-2016 04:08 PM (7 years ago)
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I pray that all girls will be like her, God bless her.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:08 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- osalove247 at 19-07-2016 04:09 PM (7 years ago)
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I pray that all girls will be like her, God bless her.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:09 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- winace at 19-07-2016 04:10 PM (7 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha hahahhhaha dis is so funny.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:10 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aniagain at 19-07-2016 04:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Confee,  wen did u leave Yaba left?

Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:22 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luckingto50 at 19-07-2016 04:35 PM (7 years ago)
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She don chop u mugu finish while another person dey sample the London
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:35 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zezprincess at 19-07-2016 04:47 PM (7 years ago)
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O boy you tryooo,four good years&noting happen,you be Jesus christ?
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:47 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 19-07-2016 04:57 PM (7 years ago)
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KEEP ON MASTURBATING WITH UR LIFE,, U BETTER BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:57 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- DrSoba at 19-07-2016 05:08 PM (7 years ago)
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So you made me read this rubbish just to tell me that you finally saw sister Ifeoma Bossom. Craze dey worry you.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:08 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EDDYPRINCE at 19-07-2016 05:19 PM (7 years ago)
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INFACT YOU BE IDIOT...,,, LOLZZZZZ
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:19 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- CHRISETTE at 19-07-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago)
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Very stupid man
Posted: at 19-07-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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