Installing Husband!

Date: 13-02-2010 6:07 am (14 years ago) | Author: RoboC
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- at 13-02-2010 06:07 AM (14 years ago)
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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,


_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.



Lastly, Please remember to install and update to JesusWindow made by HeavenSoft

Good Luck

Posted: at 13-02-2010 06:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Starlette at 13-02-2010 06:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Blah!blah!!blah!!! passing

Posted: at 13-02-2010 06:22 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 13-02-2010 07:28 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b57

Posted: at 13-02-2010 07:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onchedu at 13-02-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-02-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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MAY IS TYM TO FORMAT LADIESSSS........
Posted: at 13-02-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- luvvy at 13-02-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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passing with the new software
Posted: at 13-02-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 13-02-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm

Posted: at 13-02-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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nid to ve that ya software ooooooooo!!!..
Posted: at 13-02-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 13-02-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 13-02-2010 07:28 AM
posted b57

THANK YOU  Grin

Posted: at 13-02-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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sup dip.........
Posted: at 13-02-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 13-02-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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UnInstalling New Member[Newbie/Upcoming]

Posted: at 13-02-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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merci 4 dem abeg e.......
Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 13-02-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: around_d_corner on 13-02-2010 02:46 PM
sup dip.........
i'm kool adc  how u doing?

mac is that u?  Angry

Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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im great as u are..........
Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 13-02-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- macgreat at 13-02-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 13-02-2010 03:02 PM
Quote from: around_d_corner on 13-02-2010 02:46 PM
sup dip.........
i'm kool adc  how u doing?

mac is that u?  Angry

Yeah diplo... that's me. How you?

Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 13-02-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on 13-02-2010 03:31 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 13-02-2010 03:02 PM
Quote from: around_d_corner on 13-02-2010 02:46 PM
sup dip.........
i'm kool adc  how u doing?

mac is that u?  Angry

Yeah diplo... that's me. How you?

i'm good..and u?..its been awhile  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ok now......
Posted: at 13-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 13-02-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 13-02-2010 03:50 PM
Quote from: macgreat on 13-02-2010 03:31 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 13-02-2010 03:02 PM
Quote from: around_d_corner on 13-02-2010 02:46 PM
sup dip.........
i'm kool adc  how u doing?

mac is that u?  Angry

Yeah diplo... that's me. How you?

i'm good..and u?..its been awhile  Cheesy Cheesy
Am good too... yes it has been.

Posted: at 13-02-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solazed at 13-02-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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no formatting, no system restore ...?

Posted: at 13-02-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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