> anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to
> get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told
> him to take math, history, and logic.
>
>
>
> "What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
>
>
>
> The professor answered, "Let me give you an example.
> Do you own a weed eater?"
>
>
>
> "I sure do."
>
>
>
> "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a
> yard," replied the professor.
>
>
>
> "That's real good!" said the redneck.
>
>
>
> The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that
> since you have a yard, you also own a house."
>
>
>
> Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
>
>
>
> "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you
> have a wife."
>
>
>
> "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The
> redneck was catching on.
>
>
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
> assume that you are heterosegxwal," said the
> professor.
>
>
>
> "You're absolutely right! Why that's the
> most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait
> to take that logic class!"
>
>
>
> The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him,
> walked back into the hallway where his friend was still
> waiting.
>
>
>
> "So what classes are ya takin' ?" asked the
> friend.
>
>
>
> "Math, history, and logic!" replied the first
> redneck.
>
>
>
> "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his
> friend.
>
>
>
> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed
> eater?" asked the first redneck.
>
>
>
> "No," his friend replied.
>
>
>
> "You're queer, ain't ya?"
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