Join naijapals on fb and whatsapp

Date: 05-08-2016 12:52 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Digitalman
- at 5-08-2016 12:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Hey good morning pals...

We have a naijapals group on Facebook and WhatsApp for more fun, jokes, comedy, funny pics and videos and funny talks.....

if u care to join, our Facebook group name is "naijapals on Facebook" u can join the group and you will be confirmed.

Our WhatsApp group name is "naijapals on WhatsApp" if u wanna join then you can drop your number here or simply message me on WhatsApp so that you can be added {+2348186179955}

This message is mainly for our old members (the era of stephen, skypon2002, Chicanorose, dguy, Terry, kristantaus, rakelly, giftmurphy, 50cent, kabella, ainny, and many more) but new members can join ooooooo. no one is exempted


I hail you guys, missed u all.......


Before I go, make I troway jokes.....



1. Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty.

The first man, #Bob stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to threshing years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin.

The second man, #Willy stole a tray of eggs, he got 30years in prison because a tray of egg contain 30eggs...

#Jones the third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice.







2. Jones, the policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(#bribe). The following conversation ensured...

#DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!

#Jones: With a sticker that says, ''I'M A CHEERFUL GIVER'' on your car? You're under arrest for misleading the public!
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3. #GIRLFRIEND: Jones, you're 30years now, when are you renting your own apartment?

#JONES: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put pressure on me please.











4.This morning, i used red bull instead of water to make my coffee....

After 15minutes driving on the highway, i realised i left my car at home!!











5. If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.




Have a blessed day ahead....

#skypon2002


Posted: at 5-08-2016 12:52 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- dickieponga at 5-08-2016 11:45 PM (7 years ago)
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Oh boy i miss the old guys.....
Posted: at 5-08-2016 11:45 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-08-2016 03:09 AM (7 years ago)
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lolz, na wa to you ooo. those days wey we dey para

Posted: at 6-08-2016 03:09 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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