15 Things Guys Don't Know About Girls

1) We want you to still say we look beautiful even if we're covered in mud.

2) We think your collection of porn is pathetic and immature.

3) We love it when you hold our hand in public.

4) Don't use sex as an apology, we will still hate you afterwards.

5) Of course, we think about you all the time. Even when we're extremely upset with you, we still expect you to call.

6) Make fun of our clothes........prepare to die.

7) We love it when you make us laugh, but knowing that WE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH is the best feeling in the world.

Not all girls masturbate, we just don't and we're not lying.

9) Please don't play video games while you're with us.

10) We are planners. We plan things. But try to surprise us.

11) Sorry, but we might leave you for Johnny Depp.

12) We remember everything, so minimize the possibility of doing anything stupid.

13) Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know about is considered cheating.

14) When we cry, don't ask us to stop. Hug us and let us cry all over your shoulder.

15) Stop acting so smart, ask for our advice. Trust us.

Posted: at 24-02-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

nice post

Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Ok oo noted !! but i really dont like that number 5.. I will not call anytin.
and also Number 11.  it means u girls dont deserve to be trusted if you will leave for Jonny Depp

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

I like number 15.......it will only be good for a rich guy and slow..

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

its a fun she is not seriouse...if a woman love she love with all her heart and body and beleive me she is vactinated agains other men let it be a star self

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

I will even switch off my phones as long as i know im not the one that upset her. atimes gurls always like to upset themselve so we go dey pet them die. no too much time for all that 

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

What kind of shitty list s this? Ok some make sense but the rest are just down to earh self centered. u want a guy to do all this and feel good about U knowng fully well U would leave him for Johnny Depp? Fcuk U and Fcuk Johnny Depp.

It's obvious U not wanting us to play video games is just cos U don't want us to have any interests apart from U but we know better than to grant U that wish. matter of fact we will keep other interests apart from U and luv em as much as they satisfy us cos we know U would ditch us for Johnny Depp when we get boring cos U feel U've conquered with us. Damn girl don't complain about competition for U that we provide esp when she's not a living thing ok?

Make fun of Ur clothes I will. Lighten up a bit. What's intimacy if I cant tease U a lil by making fun of something odd U have on? Ps: it's a polite way of telling U it doesnt look as hot on U as it did on the model U saw in the mag where U got the idea from.

Love to hold Ur hand in public too but a time will come, maybe U have family there or a childhood crush U haven't gotten over, and Ur going to want us to just not hold Ur hands. Now as unpredictable as U are with Ur mood swings and sh*t, I think its safest for me to just not do something U wont allow me continue doing consistently cos of how U feel or don't feel. I'm not a servant employed to attend to Ur ever whim. If U want a hand holder at Ur beck and call, employ one.

Who cares if U masturbate or not? Heck not every girl likes sex sef. The point is, if Ur lifestyle and Ur dispositions to things we like and want don't match with ours then there really is no need to be together. There are girls that cant get enuf of masturbation so if U don't and thats my number one dream habit to find in a woman, U are setting me up to cheat.


Not just our collection of porn is pathetic and immature. U think EVERYTHING we enjoy that doesn't have U at the center of it is pathetic and immature. grow up for crying out loud and let us enjoy the part of our lives that don't require U to make us happy or join us in the fun. I took a girl I liked for a movie I loved once (Van Helsing) and she pissed me off cos I was enjoying the movie. Nowadays I know not to do that. if were watching anything together, It can't be anything I enjoy as much period. If that includes porn, u r not invited to watch with me.


Listen to a girl that has secrets unlimited telling me not to do anything with another girl I wont be able to tell her. Ayt, simple solution to number 13, Keep Ur secrets (cos I know U have them) and I'll keep mine. I won't tell U I kissed the girl next door passionately while U were out making out with Ur ex boyfriend and that was the devils fault too.


Fcuk U and phyuk Ur list... Well just the part of it I dont like.

Ps: Postee, no be U I dey provoke for o. Just any girl that'l tell me this trash and expect me to play toy for her with it.

Posted: at 24-02-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

cheii.. i dey in trouble this morning till night style.. that means no sleep for mi sef.. becos that night pet dey sweet una too much 

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

give me one good reason why you no go pet her? why wont u give her the time she deserves

Posted: at 24-02-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pety pety is 50-50 

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Posted: at 24-02-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero