The man in the beach(no arm and legs)

Date: 01-03-2010 8:55 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 1-03-2010 08:55 PM (15 years ago)
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
 
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
 
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said
'Have you ever had a kiss?'
 
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
 
The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said,
'Have you ever been phyuked?'
 
The fellow said 'No.'
 
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 4-03-2010 10:15 AM (15 years ago)
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pity!
Posted: at 4-03-2010 10:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 4-03-2010 10:57 AM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 4-03-2010 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tomatojos at 4-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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that's  interesting.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 4-03-2010 11:56 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 5-03-2010 05:34 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Real pity..
Posted: at 5-03-2010 05:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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