The Secret to a Happy Married Life

Date: 02-03-2010 11:49 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 2-03-2010 11:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and
Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"

I said," Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

He asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,

My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these"

Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 2-03-2010 11:55 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 3-03-2010 08:01 AM (15 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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ahhaha funi...
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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beary funny sojaman
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u all
Posted: at 3-03-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome none
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-03-2010 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  3-03-2010 02:47 PM
thank u all
is dat how u have been  living ur life?
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-03-2010 05:10 PM
Quote from: asaph on  3-03-2010 02:47 PM
thank u all
is dat how u have been  living ur life?
has my life come to an end?
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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yes na, that how he has been liviing his life
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  3-03-2010 05:14 PM
yes na, that how he has been liviing his life
have we bn living together or u are my wife?
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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none of the above sojaman
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 3-03-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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lol..nice one
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-03-2010 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  3-03-2010 05:13 PM
Quote from: xter on  3-03-2010 05:10 PM
Quote from: asaph on  3-03-2010 02:47 PM
thank u all
is dat how u have been  living ur life?
has my life come to an end?
about to
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- schegzy at 3-03-2010 05:41 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...ur wife know dat for havin such intuition,
u must be a terrorist and she's afraid to object.
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: schegzy on  3-03-2010 05:41 PM
lol...ur wife know dat for havin such intuition,
u must be a terrorist and she's afraid to object.
have u ever bn a wife?
Posted: at 3-03-2010 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- schegzy at 3-03-2010 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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can't answer ur question
Posted: at 3-03-2010 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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yo shy? just whisper
Posted: at 3-03-2010 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 3-03-2010 09:03 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2010 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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