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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 3-03-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago)  (m) > Osama Bin Laden said: China is the world's only
> country we absolutely cannot mess with.
>
> The reason is this: al-Qaeda
> terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the
> following
> results:
>
> One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
> main
> northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
> three-dimensional traffic
> bridge;
>
> One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
>
> suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not
> get into a bus even
> after two hours;
>
> One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
> that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;
>
> One person wanted to bomb
> government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the
> door by the security
> staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was
> beaten and
> interrogated;
>
> One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
>
> of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the
> al-Qaeda center, but even
> after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the
> success of the bombing.
> al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and
> executed him!
>
> One
> person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the
> train, a motorcycle
> robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the
> bomb) from
> him;
>
> One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
> later found at
> the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was
> the result of him
> eating not only "black-hearted" food products,
> but he also drank fake alcohol,
> and could possibly turn into a "vegetable"
> (vegetative state);
>
> Later, bin
> Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan
> Island, but she was
> conned into prostitution!
>
> Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember, China
> is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess
> with!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 3-03-2010 12:08 AM (15 years ago) (m) hmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:08 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 3-03-2010 12:46 AM (15 years ago) (m) funny wella
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "damover") damover at 3-03-2010 03:21 AM (15 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 3-03-2010 03:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:29 AM (15 years ago) (m) luv d joke | Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 3-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) (m) love the comments | Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zolazola") zolazola at 4-03-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) i like that especially the successful terorist who was later executed by al queada for falsehood trust chinese govt, | Posted: at 4-03-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 4-03-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) nice | Posted: at 4-03-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 5-03-2010 08:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) I no follow for this one
| Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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yong chin chu teeco? | Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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me like it | Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 5-03-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) (m) k | Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 6-03-2010 09:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) always agains muslims @shinor
| Posted: at 6-03-2010 09:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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you na muslim?... always in support of muslim........ | Posted: at 8-03-2010 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 8-03-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) Jos Riot >>>>>>> | Posted: at 8-03-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 8-03-2010 07:37 PM (15 years ago) (m) Me just the pass. No like the hear about riot at all. | Posted: at 8-03-2010 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Bomber") Bomber at 8-03-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant. | Posted: at 8-03-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 8-03-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago) (m) na wa oooooo
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 8-03-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zolazola") zolazola at 9-03-2010 09:07 AM (15 years ago) (m) LOOKING | Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Jos Riot >>>>>>>
RIOT GINI? | Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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