A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her Bosom . They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your Bosom , I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
quinzee4me at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (15 years ago) (f)
cool
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@dioxoul, who said that i never had that? now if u will lend me ur gal friend for a couple of minutes, then she wont look at ya again segxwally, beside all the gals here my wivies, and am taking a new one now, just wait and see
@neossa, then u shld know this joke has been posted more than three times in this hole
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@ Mr Don, u wish sorry i can't even lend u my boxers not to talk of my gf and even though by chance u get to see or meet my gf, man trust me ur liver go fail u cos u no reach at all.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
@diaxoul, who the hell says i need ur boxers, dont even know say u use them, ofcourse ya gal has to be screened test b4 she can be ushered into my presence, i have a feeling she is one of those gals who sell bake yam by roadside.......
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
LOL, even though she does sell bake yam as alleged, is call legitimate business... talking about ur present lol.... ur present is innumerable in every circumstances.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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