An Accidental Encounter

Date: 04-03-2010 11:23 am (14 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 4-03-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her Bosom .
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your Bosom , I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- quinzee4me at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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how many times will this joke be posted??? It is posted b4 and would not make me laf again
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz.
i just saw it and itz quite funnie.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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then u shld u re in romance too long
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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@ Mr Don, Just becos u dont have a good sex life does not mean other are this same as urself.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 4-03-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-03-2010 11:35 AM
then u shld u re in romance too long
me romance???
i dnt really go dere
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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 @dioxoul, who said that i never had that? now if u will lend me ur gal friend for a couple of minutes, then she wont look at ya again segxwally, beside all the gals here my wivies, and am taking a new one now, just wait and see

@neossa, then u shld know this joke has been posted more than three times in this hole
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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@ Mr Don, u wish sorry i can't even lend u my boxers not to talk of my gf and even though by chance u get to see or meet my gf, man trust me ur liver go fail u cos u no reach at all.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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@diaxoul, who the hell says i need ur boxers, dont even  know say u use them, ofcourse ya gal has to be screened test b4 she can be ushered into my presence, i have a feeling she is one of those gals who sell bake yam by roadside.......
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL,  even though she does sell bake yam as alleged, is call legitimate business... talking about ur present lol.... ur present is innumerable in every circumstances.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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am afraid u speak a very dangerous English sir
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 12:10 PM (14 years ago)
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we don't want any fight here in this forum

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-03-2010 12:08 PM
am afraid u speak a very dangerous English sir
are you afraid of  his grammar that is why they say you shouldn't eat your school fee

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on  4-03-2010 11:26 AM
cool
hot
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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@ Colenzo, we are not fighting oh... we are just having fun, MrDon isit not so.

@ MrDon, how do u mean if i may ask?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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colenzo no worry, diaxoul is my newbie and am just trying to wise him u know

@diaxoul read between the words amy be u get my meaning
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hey whatever, we learn each day and will always admit if any mistake is been done from my part.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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i think u re a smart Nigger, u never allow people get under ur skin, do u?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shantybaby97 at 4-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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