> She: This wine is described as full bodied and imposing
> with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste.
> He: Are you describing the wine or your mother?
>
> 2) Open Door Policy
> The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door,
> there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
> She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'
> I said, 'Sure you can.' And shut the door.
>
> 3) Newlywed Surprise
> The newlywed wife, Monica, said to her husband , Nick, when
> he returned from work, 'I have great news for you. Pretty
> soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two.'
>
> Nick started glowing with happiness and kissing Monica
> purred, 'Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.'
> Monica smiled and added, 'I'm glad that you feel that way,
> Nick, because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.'
>
> 4) Final Complaint
> Tomorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's
> cancelled it.
>
> Paul: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died.
> What was the complaint?
> Phil: We haven't had any yet.
>
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