The Condition

Date: 12-03-2010 4:14 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 12-03-2010 04:14 PM (15 years ago)
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady...

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,  I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio..

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.

Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 12-03-2010 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin nice pick up line
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 12-03-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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TNX BRO
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tirocco at 12-03-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 12-03-2010 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:29 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 16-03-2010 03:50 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-03-2010 03:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 16-03-2010 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice one man.
Posted: at 16-03-2010 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 2-04-2010 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-04-2010 06:59 PM (15 years ago)
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what do u have to say
Posted: at 4-04-2010 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bayor1 at 4-04-2010 08:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Love this.
Posted: at 4-04-2010 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Terryjon at 4-04-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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nice and forni
Posted: at 4-04-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 4-04-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-04-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 5-04-2010 03:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehe really funny
Posted: at 5-04-2010 03:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-04-2010 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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comedious
Posted: at 5-04-2010 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 5-04-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 5-04-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sabiti at 9-04-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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una wan kil peson wit laf
Posted: at 9-04-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 12-04-2010 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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that is why it is called funnyhub
Posted: at 12-04-2010 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 13-04-2010 07:45 AM (15 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 13-04-2010 07:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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