Help Me Thank God...I Don Marry Oyinbo!!! - 32 Years Old Nigeria Jubilates As He Marries

Date: 22-01-2017 11:13 am (7 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 22-01-2017 11:13 AM (7 years ago)
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According to reports, this wedding went down yesterday at the Ikoyi registry, Lagos.
The young man is 32 years old, from Ondo state and already a father of two with his first other wife.

He is trending right now because after he and his cougar were pronounced husband and wife, he shouted:
Help Me Thank God...I Don Marry Oyinbo!!!



 As if that wasn't shocking enough, a guest at the wedding, Chris Ayo Joseph of Redsheet magazine, also said the man's kids attended the wedding and during the event, when they called him "Daddy..Daddy", the man replied in Yoruba disgruntledly " E ma pe mi ni daddy mo, se e ti gbo". (Don't call me daddy, hope you've heard).

Read Chris' rundown of what happened at the wedding:
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Help Me Thank God...I Don Marry Oyinbo!!!
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Ba mi dupe luwo oluwa ooo.. Mo ti fe oyinbo, jesu seun" (Help me thank God, I've married a white). Those were the words of this young man while receiving a phone call, just after tying the knot with this white woman at the Ikoyi registry earlier today.
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Apparently, I was meant to understand that such thing happens almost everyday at the
registry. Young Nigerian men come in with different foreign "oldie mama youngie's", all for the Paper's and the Chedda. It's more a like trend!
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Obviously, the desire to get a “by-fire-by-force green card” has really blinded alot of Nigerian men or how else does one explain why a 32 year old man would bring home a foreign grandmother for marriage without the elderly in his family berating him.
Honestly, I thought the Yoruba has got culture. What has happened? Because the man in question is a Yoruba man, from Ondo State precisely.


Posted: at 22-01-2017 11:13 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- akinmanchy at 22-01-2017 12:00 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok carry ur baff waka

Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:00 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- hardenedstar at 22-01-2017 12:04 PM (7 years ago)
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love is love Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:04 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- angesco at 22-01-2017 12:09 PM (7 years ago)
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The steps to "fleeing"  Nigeria.

Step one -  marry a foreigner who is not of your ethnic group. Age should not be a barrier. Make sure you have taken enough photographs in different "positions"  and locations in Nigeria to convince a foreign consulate that you are in love!

Step two - when she returns to her country  of origin start to  DEMAND for money to pay for your visa to join  her.  

Step three -  use ALL the" LOVE" words you would not normally use when talking to a Nigerian wife.

Step four -  when the money "arrives"  apply for a visa to join your "meal ticket"  -  sorry your  spouse -   in their  country of origin.

Step five "GOOD LUCK"  you are going to need a lot of it when you meet her family who are NOT blinded by "LOVE!"

Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:09 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tripleflash at 22-01-2017 12:13 PM (7 years ago)
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What a chap of a crap.
Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:13 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- victorstic1 at 22-01-2017 12:31 PM (7 years ago)
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AND THE MUMU WOMAN DEY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE THEY USE OTUMOPO FOR
Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:31 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nametalkam at 22-01-2017 12:45 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: angesco on 22-01-2017 12:09 PM
The steps to "fleeing"  Nigeria.

Step one -  marry a foreigner who is not of your ethnic group. Age should not be a barrier. Make sure you have taken enough photographs in different "positions"  and locations in Nigeria to convince a foreign consulate that you are in love!

Step two - when she returns to her country  of origin start to  DEMAND for money to pay for your visa to join  her.  

Step three -  use ALL the" LOVE" words you would not normally use when talking to a Nigerian wife.

Step four -  when the money "arrives"  apply for a visa to join your "meal ticket"  -  sorry your  spouse -   in their  country of origin.

Step five "GOOD LUCK"  you are going to need a lot of it when you meet her family who are NOT blinded by "LOVE!"




Teacher don't teach me rubbish, who ask you lie?

Posted: at 22-01-2017 12:45 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mensch at 22-01-2017 01:04 PM (7 years ago)
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That shout can translated as.

Help me thank God . My visa back to abroad secured.

Goodluck.
Posted: at 22-01-2017 01:04 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- james987 at 22-01-2017 01:12 PM (7 years ago)
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You no try at all
Posted: at 22-01-2017 01:12 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 22-01-2017 01:13 PM (7 years ago)
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na wetin u like be that.. hen chop am go bro
Posted: at 22-01-2017 01:13 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Isima1010 at 22-01-2017 01:22 PM (7 years ago)
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The Onyibo woman dey like small imbe  Shocked
Posted: at 22-01-2017 01:22 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeroba1 at 22-01-2017 03:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Africa youth n their trick of leaving their country.
Posted: at 22-01-2017 03:24 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2017 03:46 PM (7 years ago)
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I see

Posted: at 22-01-2017 03:46 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chukkychukky at 22-01-2017 08:44 PM (7 years ago)
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nawaooo

Posted: at 22-01-2017 08:44 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Otikadinje at 22-01-2017 09:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Na wetin go kill you you go carry so. 

Posted: at 22-01-2017 09:27 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Markeve at 23-01-2017 01:48 AM (7 years ago)
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oyibo wahala.
Posted: at 23-01-2017 01:48 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kacylee at 23-01-2017 07:20 AM (7 years ago)
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i praise God on ur behalf, all nah white woman

Posted: at 23-01-2017 07:20 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Oways at 23-01-2017 10:12 AM (7 years ago)
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Put the blame on the hardship in the country and not tribe
Posted: at 23-01-2017 10:12 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LegendaryU at 23-01-2017 11:28 AM (7 years ago)
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Shame on him with his old grand ma!!!! Green card seekers's
Posted: at 23-01-2017 11:28 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- akinmanchy at 23-01-2017 03:23 PM (7 years ago)
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All for the paper

Posted: at 23-01-2017 03:23 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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