It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped...........Baby Ruth!
Posted: at 17-03-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:10 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Not funny
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
MrDon
kani_mendez
Andes
fabmic
elusakin
colenzo
Bazemaster
irule
lyinka
sweetrae
deguzman
TRENDING GISTS 
Two Employees Suspended After Their Footage Of Performing Ritual In Office Is Exposed
War Of Words Lingers On As Oritse Femi Sides With Wizkid After Calling Don Jazzy An Influencer
16 Persons Land In Police Net Over Murder Of Female Police Inspector, Erekere In Rivers
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid: UEFA Champions League S/Final Match,Team News,Goal Scorers & Stats
SHOCKING Moment Two Employees Were Caught on CCTV Performing Rituals in The Office
Nigerian Senate Begins Investigative Hearing On Electricity Tariff Hike
PICS: "I Got Money But I'm Lonely And Broken. I Have No One At All" – Singer, Skales Laments