Birth of a Candy Bar

Date: 17-03-2010 2:57 pm (12 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 17-03-2010 02:57 PM (12 years ago)
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     It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.  I saw Miss
     Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
     Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey
     Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million
     Dollar Bar?"  Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
     and it was like Pure Almond Joy!  I couldn't help but grab her
     delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little
     Twix had the Red Hots.  It was all I could do to hold the Snicker
     and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat
     and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"  Soon she was
     fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
     before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of
     the old Milky Way.  She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said,
     "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff."  I said "Look you little Reese's
     Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver.  Why don't you take my
     Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece
     of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)  She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack,
     you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong
     up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.  Well, I was
     giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my
     Starburst!  Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow
     Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.  Sure enough,
     nine months later, out popped...........Baby Ruth!

Posted: at 17-03-2010 02:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 17-03-2010 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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what is this???
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 18-03-2010 07:44 AM (12 years ago)
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This is a western Joke ... Damn! ... I no even get time read am finish *yawns*
Posted: at 18-03-2010 07:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 10:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Not bad.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:04 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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joke na joke wether weastern or ur village joke,if u no fit read go crash
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fabmic at 21-03-2010 01:03 AM (12 years ago)
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who tell u se joke na joke, si if u know-know wetin u go post or if ur hand d scratch u go use sand paper scratcham wella
Posted: at 21-03-2010 01:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 21-03-2010 05:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeah right, western joke. It's funny but not in Nigeria context.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 05:03 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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ok joke is joke western or nigerian

Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Not funny

Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 23-03-2010 09:40 AM (12 years ago)
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@fabmic abi fabric i pity u
Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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and i pity u too
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- irule at 23-03-2010 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 23-03-2010 09:40 AM
@fabmic abi fabric i pity u
See me see queen zooooo get mouth to yab

Posted: at 23-03-2010 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 23-03-2010 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 09:08 PM (12 years ago)
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can't even read @poster 2 much

Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-03-2010 11:12 PM (12 years ago)
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heard it before
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:53 AM (12 years ago)
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ooooo

Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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dat wz funiii but i 4got 2 laugh
Posted: at 24-03-2010 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-03-2010 12:58 PM (12 years ago)
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irule i dont hav words for u, and don
Posted: at 25-03-2010 12:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-03-2010 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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@deguzman, what is my business if u forgot to laugh? i didnt post that joke for somebody like u to remeber to laugh
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-03-2010 01:04 PM (12 years ago)
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mchewwww
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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